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Woody Allen Quotes

Paranoia is knowing all the facts Picture Quote #1

80 percent of success is showing up Picture Quote #1

My brain: it’s my second favorite organ Picture Quote #1

Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship? Picture Quote #1

I bought her this handkerchief... and I didn’t even know her size Picture Quote #1

... Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! Picture Quote #1

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That was the most fun I ever had without laughing Picture Quote #1

The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic Picture Quote #1

I think crime pays. The hours are good and you travel a lot Picture Quote #1

I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable Picture Quote #1

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night Picture Quote #1

He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian Picture Quote #1

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I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her Picture Quote #1

In Beverly Hills... They don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows Picture Quote #1

In California, they don’t throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows Picture Quote #1

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies Picture Quote #1

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words Picture Quote #1

Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I’m well-aware of the history of magic Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn’t come. Sometimes the critics won’t like the film, and the public will come. It’s completely spontaneous. It’s a hazard Picture Quote #1

I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them Picture Quote #1

The artist can’t give you an answer that’s satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half Picture Quote #1

Film is more of novelty, because I’ve done so much theater over many years. I’m in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours Picture Quote #1

Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It’s an oasis that is very pleasant Picture Quote #1

It’s important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don’t, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn’t work either Picture Quote #1

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I think I’ve gotten technically better over the years but you’d have to be a fool not to. I’ve made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique Picture Quote #1

I don’t think my film style has changed. I’m doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger Picture Quote #1

You make films whether they’re dramas or comedies about neurotic people. Flawed people. Interesting personality traits. To make them about calm, stable untroubled people isn’t interesting Picture Quote #1

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it’s the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children Picture Quote #1

I wouldn’t necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It’s nice to be gorgeous whether you’re male or female assuming you don’t lose whatever else you have Picture Quote #1

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody Picture Quote #1

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Paranoia is knowing all the facts (Woody Allen Quotes) 80 percent of success is showing up (Woody Allen Quotes) My brain: it’s my second favorite organ (Woody Allen Quotes) Where did you go to finishing school? On a pirate ship? (Woody Allen Quotes) I bought her this handkerchief... and I didn’t even know her size (Woody Allen Quotes) ... Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! (Woody Allen Quotes) That was the most fun I ever had without laughing (Woody Allen Quotes) The heart wants what it wants. There’s no logic (Woody Allen Quotes) I think crime pays. The hours are good and you travel a lot (Woody Allen Quotes) I feel that life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable (Woody Allen Quotes) Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night (Woody Allen Quotes) He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t have to ‘freedom-kiss’ my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her (Woody Allen Quotes) In Beverly Hills... They don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows (Woody Allen Quotes) In California, they don’t throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows (Woody Allen Quotes) Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies (Woody Allen Quotes) Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, ‘Be fruitful and multiply,’ but not in those words (Woody Allen Quotes) Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I’m well-aware of the history of magic (Woody Allen Quotes) Sometimes the critics will like a film, and the public doesn’t come. Sometimes the critics won’t like the film, and the public will come. It’s completely spontaneous. It’s a hazard (Woody Allen Quotes) I prefer the magic to reality, and have since I was 5 years old. Hopefully, I can continue to make films and constantly escape into them (Woody Allen Quotes) The artist can’t give you an answer that’s satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half (Woody Allen Quotes) Film is more of novelty, because I’ve done so much theater over many years. I’m in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the whole thing is tragic. It’s an oasis that is very pleasant (Woody Allen Quotes) It’s important to control yourself because life gets too complicated if you don’t, but the impulse is often there for people. Some say society should be more open. That doesn’t work either (Woody Allen Quotes) I think I’ve gotten technically better over the years but you’d have to be a fool not to. I’ve made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique (Woody Allen Quotes) I don’t think my film style has changed. I’m doing the same kind of jokes I did when I was younger (Woody Allen Quotes) You make films whether they’re dramas or comedies about neurotic people. Flawed people. Interesting personality traits. To make them about calm, stable untroubled people isn’t interesting (Woody Allen Quotes) I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it’s the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children (Woody Allen Quotes) I wouldn’t necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It’s nice to be gorgeous whether you’re male or female assuming you don’t lose whatever else you have (Woody Allen Quotes) If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody (Woody Allen Quotes)

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