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Woody Allen Quotes
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The wicked at heart probably know something (Woody Allen Quotes)
Never shoot up in the air when you’re standing under it (Woody Allen Quotes)
I can’t do anything to death, doctor’s orders (Woody Allen Quotes)
Raised by two mothers... wow, most of us barely survive one (Woody Allen Quotes)
The heart is a very, very resilient little muscle. It really is (Woody Allen Quotes)
Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind (Woody Allen Quotes)
The meaning of life is that nobody knows the meaning of life (Woody Allen Quotes)
I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school (Woody Allen Quotes)
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle (Woody Allen Quotes)
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage (Woody Allen Quotes)
Ninety percent of life is just showing up (Woody Allen Quotes)
I am an only child. I have one sister (Woody Allen Quotes)
I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over (Woody Allen Quotes)
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer (Woody Allen Quotes)
He’s a politician. That’s a notch below child molester (Woody Allen Quotes)
The only love that lasts is unrequited love (Woody Allen Quotes)
Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right (Woody Allen Quotes)
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door (Woody Allen Quotes)
I hope you’re getting this down (Woody Allen Quotes)
Eternity is really long, especially near the end (Woody Allen Quotes)
I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody’s (Woody Allen Quotes)
The best an idea gets is when its in your head (Woody Allen Quotes)
Chastity is curable, if detected early (Woody Allen Quotes)
Sentence structure is innate, but whining is acquired (Woody Allen Quotes)
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad (Woody Allen Quotes)
All I have in my life is my imagination (Woody Allen Quotes)
If you’re not failing, you’re not trying anything (Woody Allen Quotes)
One man starving puts a crimp in my evening (Woody Allen Quotes)
Humorists always sit at the children’s table (Woody Allen Quotes)
Money is not everything, but it is better than having one’s health (Woody Allen Quotes)