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Woody Allen Quotes

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director Picture Quote #1

I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying Picture Quote #1

I am plagued by doubts Picture Quote #1

Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind Picture Quote #1

People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country Picture Quote #1

Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate Picture Quote #1

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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down Picture Quote #1

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it Picture Quote #1

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there Picture Quote #1

I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look Picture Quote #1

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker Picture Quote #1

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable Picture Quote #1

Marriage is the death of hope Picture Quote #1

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? Picture Quote #1

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast Picture Quote #1

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it Picture Quote #1

Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right Picture Quote #1

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Showing up is 80 percent of life Picture Quote #1

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women Picture Quote #1

If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be? Picture Quote #1

I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own Picture Quote #1

Death is an acquired trait Picture Quote #1

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing Picture Quote #1

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My brain? That’s my second favorite organ Picture Quote #1

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up Picture Quote #1

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem Picture Quote #1

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ Picture Quote #1

You can’t ride two horses with one behind Picture Quote #1

You’re so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter Picture Quote #1

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I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director (Woody Allen Quotes) I prefer to achieve immortality by not dying (Woody Allen Quotes) I am plagued by doubts (Woody Allen Quotes) Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind (Woody Allen Quotes) People are always talking about the dumbing down of the country (Woody Allen Quotes) Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate (Woody Allen Quotes) Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down (Woody Allen Quotes) Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it (Woody Allen Quotes) Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own (Woody Allen Quotes) I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look (Woody Allen Quotes) In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker (Woody Allen Quotes) Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable (Woody Allen Quotes) Marriage is the death of hope (Woody Allen Quotes) Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered? (Woody Allen Quotes) Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it (Woody Allen Quotes) Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right (Woody Allen Quotes) Showing up is 80 percent of life (Woody Allen Quotes) My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women (Woody Allen Quotes) If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be? (Woody Allen Quotes) I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own (Woody Allen Quotes) Death is an acquired trait (Woody Allen Quotes) Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing (Woody Allen Quotes) My brain? That’s my second favorite organ (Woody Allen Quotes) God is silent. Now if only man would shut up (Woody Allen Quotes) Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem (Woody Allen Quotes) You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ (Woody Allen Quotes) You can’t ride two horses with one behind (Woody Allen Quotes) You’re so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter (Woody Allen Quotes)

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