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Witty Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
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Vulgarity is no substitute for wit  (Witty Quotes) I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed  (Witty Quotes) Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic  (Witty Quotes) Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police  (Witty Quotes) We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police  (Witty Quotes) Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic  (Witty Quotes) I adore pretty things and witty words  (Witty Quotes) I was hoping for a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed  (Witty Quotes) Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play  (Witty Quotes) Better a witty fool than a foolish wit  (Witty Quotes) A witty saying proves nothing  (Witty Quotes) If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass!  (Witty Quotes) Nowadays three witty turns of phrase and a lie make a writer  (Witty Quotes) Every one is witty for his owne purpose  (Witty Quotes) You may be witty, but not satirical  (Witty Quotes) To speak of the impotence of power is no longer a witty paradox  (Witty Quotes) In comedy, the witty style wins out over every mishap of the plot  (Witty Quotes) Conquered people tend to be witty  (Witty Quotes) A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes  (Witty Quotes) Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy  (Witty Quotes) Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty  (Witty Quotes)
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