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Witty Quotes

You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff Picture Quote #1

No, sir, I’m not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won’t sell. I’m just saying I’ve seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn’t sell Picture Quote #1

They sit there in committees day after day, and they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee Picture Quote #1

People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed Picture Quote #1

Though lust do masque in ne’er so strange disguise she’s oft found witty, but is never wise Picture Quote #1

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtile; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend Picture Quote #1

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Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs Picture Quote #1

The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to quote another’s wit Picture Quote #1

One may be continually abusive without saying anything just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty Picture Quote #1

She is pretty to walk with, and witty to talk with, and pleasant too, to think on Picture Quote #1

Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is so easy as to fancy a very beautiful woman extremely witty Picture Quote #1

If we look into communities and divisions of men, we observe that the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, guides the conversation, and gives measure to society Picture Quote #1

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Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit Picture Quote #1

Witty remarks are all very well when spoken at a proper time: when out of place they are offensive Picture Quote #1

I might’ve been witty, but I didn’t have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian Picture Quote #1

Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better Picture Quote #1

Humorous persons have pleasant mouths turned up at the corners... But the mouth of a merely witty man is hard and sour until the moment of its discharge Picture Quote #1

A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string Picture Quote #1

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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime - generation woman, hadn’t gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty Picture Quote #1

This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one Picture Quote #1

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit Picture Quote #1

Luckily the script [of X-files episode] was written wonderfully and that became who I was and I was quirky, and I was kind of agitated and not entirely happy, but at the same time, witty Picture Quote #1

Judy Garland had this wonderful spontaneity that you just don’t see anymore. She was such a witty, witty woman. And when you listen to her on Picture Quote #1

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money Picture Quote #1

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Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise Picture Quote #1

My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty Picture Quote #1

Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey’s taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner Picture Quote #1

A secondhand wardrobe hand clothes doesn’t make one an artist. Neither do a hair-trigger temper, melancholic nature, propensity for tears, hating your parents, or HIV. I hate to say it - none of these make one an artist. They can help, but just as being gay doesn’t make one witty... the only thing that makes one an artist is making art Picture Quote #1

The only thing that shocks me is public interest in people who shouldn’t be interesting at all, like Jade Goody. We’ve gone past Andy Warhol and all those clever, arty and witty things that were done and said in the sixties...the fifteen minutes, and so on. Now your celebrities don’t have to do anything, they’re just voted in. And that shocks me Picture Quote #1

My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: ‘That’s so funny.’ John Prine’s songs have always had this really witty tone Picture Quote #1

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You are wise, witty and wonderful, but you spend too much time reading this sort of stuff (Witty Quotes) No, sir, I’m not saying that charming, witty and warm copy won’t sell. I’m just saying I’ve seen thousands of charming, witty campaigns that didn’t sell (Witty Quotes) They sit there in committees day after day, and they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, that a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee (Witty Quotes) People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed (Witty Quotes) Though lust do masque in ne’er so strange disguise she’s oft found witty, but is never wise (Witty Quotes) Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtile; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend (Witty Quotes) Of course, it’s very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs (Witty Quotes) The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to quote another’s wit (Witty Quotes) One may be continually abusive without saying anything just; but one cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty (Witty Quotes) She is pretty to walk with, and witty to talk with, and pleasant too, to think on (Witty Quotes) Wit in women is a jewel, which, unlike all others, borrows lustre from its setting, rather than bestows it; since nothing is so easy as to fancy a very beautiful woman extremely witty (Witty Quotes) If we look into communities and divisions of men, we observe that the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, guides the conversation, and gives measure to society (Witty Quotes) Next to being witty yourself, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit (Witty Quotes) Witty remarks are all very well when spoken at a proper time: when out of place they are offensive (Witty Quotes) I might’ve been witty, but I didn’t have a shtick. So, I never considered myself a comedian (Witty Quotes) Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better (Witty Quotes) Humorous persons have pleasant mouths turned up at the corners... But the mouth of a merely witty man is hard and sour until the moment of its discharge (Witty Quotes) A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty saying are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string (Witty Quotes) My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime - generation woman, hadn’t gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty (Witty Quotes) This is one of his most human and most amusing and witty novels. The characters are very Indian. I decided that I wanted to do a comedy, so this was just the right one (Witty Quotes) I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit (Witty Quotes) Luckily the script [of X-files episode] was written wonderfully and that became who I was and I was quirky, and I was kind of agitated and not entirely happy, but at the same time, witty (Witty Quotes) Judy Garland had this wonderful spontaneity that you just don’t see anymore. She was such a witty, witty woman. And when you listen to her on (Witty Quotes) My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money (Witty Quotes) Quoting E. B. White is the easiest way I know of to fool people into thinking that I am perceptive, witty, and wise (Witty Quotes) My father liked to moralize, and so do I. But he was in earnest, while I am embarrassed and pretend that I am merely being witty (Witty Quotes) Gritty and witty, The Chicago Way is done the classic Raymond Chandler Way. Harvey’s taut plot, snappy prose, and memorable characters make this debut novel a real winner (Witty Quotes) A secondhand wardrobe hand clothes doesn’t make one an artist. Neither do a hair-trigger temper, melancholic nature, propensity for tears, hating your parents, or HIV. I hate to say it - none of these make one an artist. They can help, but just as being gay doesn’t make one witty... the only thing that makes one an artist is making art (Witty Quotes) The only thing that shocks me is public interest in people who shouldn’t be interesting at all, like Jade Goody. We’ve gone past Andy Warhol and all those clever, arty and witty things that were done and said in the sixties...the fifteen minutes, and so on. Now your celebrities don’t have to do anything, they’re just voted in. And that shocks me. (Witty Quotes) My parents have always had a great sense of humor. And I really appreciate good humor in songs, witty lyrics that sneak up on you and then you listen again, and say: ‘That’s so funny.’ John Prine’s songs have always had this really witty tone. (Witty Quotes)

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