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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to be able to quote another’s wit (Witty Quotes)
A vivid portrait of a teenage girl and her family in disarray. Meredith is a wonderful narrator, witty, feisty, full of yearning, and the story she tells is as complicated as life itself. This is a richly satisfying novel (Witty Quotes)
I wish I knew all the answers, how to be perfect, attractive and witty. But I’m just a human being with all the regular faults and it seems no matter how hard I try, I can’t change that (Witty Quotes)
I have a goofy side that impacts my clothing a lot. To that end, I love witty, colorful, prints (Witty Quotes)
I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree (Witty Quotes)
Women who are not living ought to spend all their time cracking jokes. In a rotten society women grow witty; making a heaven while they wait (Witty Quotes)
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony (Witty Quotes)
There is an element of seduction in shoes that doesn’t exist for men. A woman can be sexy, charming, witty or shy with her shoes (Witty Quotes)
If you fight angry, you make a lot of mistakes, and when you fight a sharp, witty fighter like me, you can’t make mistakes (Witty Quotes)
One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty (Witty Quotes)
Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confident. Above all things, integrity is their portion and proper virtue (Witty Quotes)
Next to being witty, the best thing is being able to quote another’s wit (Witty Quotes)
If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often be greatly at a loss (Witty Quotes)
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech (Witty Quotes)
A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe (Witty Quotes)
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad (Witty Quotes)
A transposable aphorism is a malaise of the urge to be witty, or in other words, a maxim that is untroubled by the fact that the opposite of what it says is equally true so long as it appears to be funny (Witty Quotes)
Never ask while you are doing it if what you are doing is fun. Don’t introduce even your most reliably witty acquaintance as someone who will set the table on a roar (Witty Quotes)
Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty (Witty Quotes)
Beauty without wit offers nothing but the enjoyment of its material charms, whilst witty ugliness captivates by the charms of the mind, and at last fulfils all the desires of the man it has captivated (Witty Quotes)
I want my brain to slide back into the slot it was meant to be in, rest there the way it did before the fall of last year, back when I was young, witty, and my teachers said I had incredible promise (Witty Quotes)
A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is (Witty Quotes)
Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one’s wit (Witty Quotes)
I don’t know if I’m particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything look very awkward, so I can just pretty much look like an idiot, but I don’t know whether I can be like witty. It could be a problem (Witty Quotes)
The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down (Witty Quotes)
It’s that same quality I’ve been talking about. It’s neither contrived, nor surprising and smart, not baffling, not witty, not interesting, not cynical, it can’t be planned and it probably can’t even be described. It’s just good (Witty Quotes)
The present generation, wearied by its chimerical efforts, relapses into complete indolence. Its condition is that of a man who has only fallen asleep towards morning: first of all come great dreams, then a feeling of laziness, and finally a witty or clever excuse for remaining in bed (Witty Quotes)
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him puts a blindfold over his eyes so that he does not see his defects but considers them signs of charm and intelligence and recounts them to his friends as if they were clever and witty (Witty Quotes)
Life is extraordinarily suave and sweet with certain natural, witty, affectionate people who have unusual distinction and are capable of every vice, but who make a display of none in public and about whom no one can affirm they have a single one. There is something supple and secret about them. Besides, their perversity gives spice to their most innocent occupations, such as taking a walk in the garden at night (Witty Quotes)
A word of kindness is seldom spoken in vain, while witty sayings are as easily lost as the pearls slipping from a broken string (Witty Quotes)