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Wit Quotes

Having you in my life made everything better
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Don't look back you're not going that way
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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What I treasure most at any moment is intimacy, surprise, a sense of mystery, wit, depth and love. A handful of cherished friends offer me this, and the occasional singer or film-maker or artist. But my most reliable sources of electricity are Henry David Thoreau, Shakespeare, Melville and Emily Dickinson.  (Wit Quotes) The desire which urges us to deserve praise strengthens our good qualities, and praise given to wit, valour, and beauty, tends to increase them.  (Wit Quotes) Unhappy is that Grandeur which makes us too great to be good; and that Wit which sets us at a distance from true Wisdom.  (Wit Quotes) Don’t fall in love with your wit. Your cleverly turned phrase may not, as you hope, show off how much gray matter you have, especially if the phrase is at someone else’s expense.  (Wit Quotes) Whose the spiritual people pon earth. The Black people. Dem a deal wit God. And God no let dem down.  (Wit Quotes) And the people who live in the southern part of my state do not have a secure environment. To wit, there are signs that the government put up that say, ˜Warning. You are in a drug smuggling area and a human smuggling area.  (Wit Quotes) I like a very dry wit, not the big kind of humor like Robin Williams. I don’t think I’m capable of that.  (Wit Quotes) In the old days of literature, only the very thick-skinned - or the very brilliant - dared enter the arena of literary criticism. To criticise a person’s work required equal measures of erudition and wit, and inferior critics were often the butt of satire and ridicule.  (Wit Quotes) Who hurt you, once, so far beyond repairthat you would meet each overturewith curling lip?While we, who knew you well, your friends, (the focus of your scorn)could see your courage in the face of fear,your wit, and thoughtfulness, and will remember you with something close to love.  (Wit Quotes) I have no wit, no words, no tears; My heart within me like a stone Is numb’d too much for hopes or fears; Look right, look left, I dwell alone; I lift mine eyes, but dimm’d with grief No everlasting hills I see; My life is in the falling leaf: O Jesus, quicken me.  (Wit Quotes) I am a fool, I know it; and yet, Heaven help me, I’m poor enough to be a wit  (Wit Quotes) The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is, that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool.  (Wit Quotes) My dad’s sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between.  (Wit Quotes) Christopher Hitchens was a wit, a charmer, and a troublemaker, and to those who knew him well, he was a gift from - dare I say it - God.  (Wit Quotes) Drink up cause everyone here is good tonight. Except the niggas that I came wit, they good for life  (Wit Quotes) Good nature is more agreeable in conversation than wit and gives a certain air to the countenance which is more amiable than beauty.  (Wit Quotes) Oh! a private buffoon is a light-hearted loon, If you listen to popular rumour; From morning to night he’s so joyous and bright, And he bubbles with wit and good humour!  (Wit Quotes) I don’t like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic language in a good novel.  (Wit Quotes) It is no great advantage to possess a quick wit, if it is not correct; the perfection is not speed but uniformity.  (Wit Quotes) Deprived of the company of fools, a great wit does not seem half so clever  (Wit Quotes) The moving hand once having writ moves on. Nor all thy piety nor wit can lure it back to cancel half a line.  (Wit Quotes) Be sure that if you are unhappily celebrated for either beauty, wit, intellect, or all three together, half society wishes you dead already, and the other half tries to make you as wretched as possible while you are alive.  (Wit Quotes)
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