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Wilson Mizner Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
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You’re a mouse studying to be a rat  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Failure has gone to his head  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Art is science made clear  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he knows something  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I’d rather know a square guy than own a square mile  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your efforts to believe it  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Faith is a wonderful thing, but doubt gets you an education  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) God help those who do not help themselves  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The first hundred years are the hardest  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The cuckoo who is on to himself is halfway out of the clock  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) If you count all your assets you always show a profit  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) What feeling is so nice as a child’s hand in yours? So small, so soft and warm, like a kitten huddling in the shelter of your clasp  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) There’s nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you’re in  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) You can’t be a rascal for 40 years and then cop a plea the last minute. God keeps better books than that  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The only time that most women give their orating husbands undivided attention is when the old boys mumble in their sleep  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Women can instantly see through each other, and it’s surprising how little they observe that’s pleasant  (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I’ve known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought  (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
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