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Wilson Mizner Quotes
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Count 10 over him - he’ll get up (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The most efficient water power in the world - women’s tears (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Easy street is a blind alley (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
You sparkle with larceny (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
He’s a trellis for varicose veins (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
If you count all your assets you always show a profit (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Art is science made clear (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Failure has gone to his head (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
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