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Wilson Mizner Quotes

The most efficient water power in the world - women’s tears Picture Quote #1

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found Picture Quote #1

Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton Picture Quote #1

Count 10 over him - he’ll get up Picture Quote #1

Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave Picture Quote #1

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes

Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines Picture Quote #1

Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore Picture Quote #1

Easy street is a blind alley Picture Quote #1

Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy Picture Quote #1

A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne Picture Quote #1

Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections Picture Quote #1

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes

Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes

You sparkle with larceny Picture Quote #1

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - Picture Quote #1

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down Picture Quote #1

Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you Picture Quote #1

Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time Picture Quote #1

I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets Picture Quote #1

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes

Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes

I’ve known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought Picture Quote #1

In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork Picture Quote #1

I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed Picture Quote #1

The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep Picture Quote #1

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up Picture Quote #1

The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book Picture Quote #1

What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes

The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork Picture Quote #1

He’s a trellis for varicose veins Picture Quote #1

It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men Picture Quote #1

Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known involved one actor, unassisted Picture Quote #1

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions Picture Quote #1

Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest Picture Quote #1

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Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

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The most efficient water power in the world - women’s tears (Wilson Mizner Quotes) It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Count 10 over him - he’ll get up (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Easy street is a blind alley (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections (Wilson Mizner Quotes) You sparkle with larceny (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I’ve known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought (Wilson Mizner Quotes) In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork (Wilson Mizner Quotes) I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book (Wilson Mizner Quotes) The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork (Wilson Mizner Quotes) He’s a trellis for varicose veins (Wilson Mizner Quotes) It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known involved one actor, unassisted (Wilson Mizner Quotes) A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions (Wilson Mizner Quotes) Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest (Wilson Mizner Quotes)

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