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Wilson Mizner Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Don’t talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Count 10 over him - he’ll get up (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The most efficient water power in the world - women’s tears (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I’ve known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Easy street is a blind alley (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Anybody who can write home for money can write for magazines (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
You sparkle with larceny (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Treat a whore like a lady and a lady like a whore (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Stop dying. Am trying to write a comedy (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Many a live wire would be a dead one except for his connections (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
A good party is where you enjoy good people, and they taste even better with Champagne (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen Hey, you (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I want a priest, a rabbi and a Protestant minister. I want to hedge my bets (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, ‘Have you read - (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Some of the greatest love affairs I’ve known involved one actor, unassisted (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
He’s a trellis for varicose veins (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The only bird that gives the poor a real tumble is the stork (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn’t been asleep (Wilson Mizner Quotes)
I never saw a mob rush across town to do a good deed (Wilson Mizner Quotes)