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Will Ferrell Quotes

Together is my favorite place to be
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
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A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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If you ain't first, you're last  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Alcohol is like Photoshop for real life  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Personal philosophy: Clothing optional  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I don’t really have aspirations to be Tom Hanks  (Will Ferrell Quotes) There’s nothing sexy about Orange County  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food  (Will Ferrell Quotes) What about Santa’s cookies? I suppose ‘parents’ eat those, too?  (Will Ferrell Quotes) If you ain’t first, you’re last!  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Immature is aword boring people use to describe fun people  (Will Ferrell Quotes) No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I'm telling you that baby could be the star of a show called babies I don't care about  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a one direction song  (Will Ferrell Quotes) A fashion plate, a rock star in his own mind, Megamind is more showman than deadly menace  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I’m still at work  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a Cancer; I’m music passionate. I like long walks on the beach  (Will Ferrell Quotes) There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen  (Will Ferrell Quotes) When you look at someone like Sacha Baron Cohen, you have to really respect the boundaries he is pushing as Bruno or Borat  (Will Ferrell Quotes) But for fatherhood advice, try to look your child in the eye... Get to know their name; that becomes important when you want something. And remember to feed them. That’s about all you need  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potat  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I’m a Progressive. Much in the same way our founding fathers - who, oddly enough, wouldn’t get elected today - were Progressives  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I live by ‘Earnin’ and burnin’.’ Meaning, I like to make money and spend it before I even have it. That’s the way I live my life  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I think anyone who has, you know, is in any sort of artistic pursuit, kind of goes up and down with the way they feel about their work. And I, for the most part, am pretty happy person. But, yeah. I go through definite periods of time where I’m not funny. I’m not good. I’m - I don’t feel original  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I always just forced myself to do crazy things in public. In college I would push an overhead projector across campus with my pants just low enough to show my butt. Then my friend would incite the crowd to be like, ‘Look at that idiot!’ That’s how I got over being shy  (Will Ferrell Quotes) I was never a class clown or anything like that, but I do remember being in the first grade and my teacher, Mr. Chad, told the class one day that we were going to do some exercises. He meant math exercises, but I stood up and started doing jumping jacks. To this day, I don’t know what possessed me to do that, but all my friends cracked up  (Will Ferrell Quotes) Members of the Senate and House, if they want to send troops into war, should be forced to send a family member. That would really make everyone stop and go, ‘Ohhh-kaaay.’  (Will Ferrell Quotes)
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