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Wife Birthday Quotes

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The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once  (Wife Birthday Quotes) A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday  (Wife Birthday Quotes) I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife’s grave. Then I joined the army  (Wife Birthday Quotes) On every birthday, I ask my wife, ‘What would you like this year?’ and her instant reply is, ‘Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!’ I’m always living in hope that one day she’ll say she just wants me!  (Wife Birthday Quotes) If I have learned anything, it is to keep my wife happy by sending her lavish gifts. Other men can learn from my success and send their wives and girlfriends fresh flowers for birthdays, anniversaries, and of course, Valentine’s Day.  (Wife Birthday Quotes) With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.  (Wife Birthday Quotes) I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say ‘I do’ and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom’s birthday.  (Wife Birthday Quotes) It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years.  (Wife Birthday Quotes) The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.  (Wife Birthday Quotes)