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Whitney Cummings Quotes

I guess the verdict is in - I am not a sociopath. It’s not effective or productive not to be nice. It would undermine the goals I want to achieve on any given day Picture Quote #1

I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl Picture Quote #1

Saying women aren’t funny is now like saying Asians can’t drive or saying black people have bad credit. It’s just really, like, so obsolete Picture Quote #1

I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there’s probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they’re unattractive, but modeling is the worst thing for your self-esteem, because you’re never pretty enough, you’re never thin enough Picture Quote #1

I don’t think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the ‘Comedy Central Roasts’ for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write Picture Quote #1

I think that we’re in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there’s just a lot of opportunity for women to have powerful roles. Or it’s just that there’s more women writing TV. Women tend to maybe write strong women Picture Quote #1

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I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real - because, to be on Thursday nights on NBC, which is what I grew up with, has been such a big part of inspiring me. To be part of that tradition is really completely surreal, and I’m so grateful Picture Quote #1

Good evening, America. I’m a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show Picture Quote #1

I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx Picture Quote #1

A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you Picture Quote #1

Why do all balls look like they’re 150 years old? Picture Quote #1

My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill Picture Quote #1

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I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the guy is sort of weak and spineless. And that’s never been my experience in a relationship. I think it’s much more interesting that the guy is the boss. And there are stakes Picture Quote #1

When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it’s objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it’s feminism Picture Quote #1

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I guess the verdict is in - I am not a sociopath. It’s not effective or productive not to be nice. It would undermine the goals I want to achieve on any given day (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl (Whitney Cummings Quotes) Saying women aren’t funny is now like saying Asians can’t drive or saying black people have bad credit. It’s just really, like, so obsolete (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there’s probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they’re unattractive, but modeling is the worst thing for your self-esteem, because you’re never pretty enough, you’re never thin enough (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I don’t think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the ‘Comedy Central Roasts’ for a while, and I always wrote the jokes that people assumed the men would write (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I think that we’re in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there’s just a lot of opportunity for women to have powerful roles. Or it’s just that there’s more women writing TV. Women tend to maybe write strong women (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real - because, to be on Thursday nights on NBC, which is what I grew up with, has been such a big part of inspiring me. To be part of that tradition is really completely surreal, and I’m so grateful (Whitney Cummings Quotes) Good evening, America. I’m a woman, and welcome to The Late Late Show (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx. (Whitney Cummings Quotes) A true friend will go with the instagram filter that flatters you (Whitney Cummings Quotes) Why do all balls look like they’re 150 years old? (Whitney Cummings Quotes) My definition of love is: Being willing to die for someone, that you yourself want to kill (Whitney Cummings Quotes) I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the guy is sort of weak and spineless. And that’s never been my experience in a relationship. I think it’s much more interesting that the guy is the boss. And there are stakes (Whitney Cummings Quotes) When a guy writes a scene where a woman does a deviant sex act on camera, it’s objectifying. But when a woman writes it, it’s feminism (Whitney Cummings Quotes)