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You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures Picture Quote #1

When my youngest daughter got married, I designed her wedding dress and I really let my imagination and energy go crazy! All the journalists seemed to love that dress Picture Quote #1

I was the best man at my younger brother’s wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he’s done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership Picture Quote #1

When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a. m., love Picture Quote #1

Sorry I spent three seconds reviewing the wedding invitation you spent three months on Picture Quote #1

I know, the wedding vow is simple. But finding someone worthy of such a promise is the hard part Picture Quote #1

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I’m excited to finally attend a wedding that I don’t think will end in divorce Picture Quote #1

I’d love to attend your wedding if it wasn’t going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own Picture Quote #1

I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed Picture Quote #1

Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn’t put there by my spouse Picture Quote #1

A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable Picture Quote #1

Your wedding ceremony was the most beautiful twenty minutes between drinks I’ve ever witnessed Picture Quote #1

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I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding Picture Quote #1

I’d like you to attend a wedding with me as a friend who I’m still going to try and sleep with Picture Quote #1

As your bridesmaid, I vow to clean up all literal and figurative messes on your wedding day Picture Quote #1

Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends Picture Quote #1

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with family and friends. I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for, he said one that would make me his wife Picture Quote #1

I also love Australian movies. I love Muriel’s Wedding - I’ve seen in six times. Baz Luhrmann’s best movie is strictly ballroom... without question Picture Quote #1

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Your wedding better be gay as hell if I’m going to waste one of my summer weekends attending it Picture Quote #1

I’m looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet Picture Quote #1

Congrats on it now being appropriate when you don’t wear your wedding ring in public Picture Quote #1

If you’re gonna make love with the person whom you love so much. Do it wearing the safest thing. A wedding ring Picture Quote #1

I’d invite you to my wedding even if you beat my mom in a presidential election Picture Quote #1

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Congratulations on getting through a wedding season without ruining a wedding Picture Quote #1

Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering Picture Quote #1

I hope your interfaith wedding leaves everyone feeling like their religion won Picture Quote #1

The fantasy of the wedding day is that it represents undeniable public and private truth that you have been chosen. For that one day, you are the most valuable creature in the world - a treasure, a princess, a prize Picture Quote #1

What I object to is the hyper-fetishized wedding day, the prioritizing of wedding over marriage. I have a real problem with couples spending far more time discussing the seating arrangement or the color of the bridesmaid’s gowns than hashing out, for instance, their feelings about how they intend to handle questions of housework, child-rearing, finances and fidelity for the next four or five decades Picture Quote #1

I remain fearless of airplanes after 9/11. But during a trip to Los Angeles on a Boeing 767, I couldn’t keep my mind from drifting: What’s the largest piece of this airplane that could crash into the World Trade Center, explode out the other side, and survive intact? The landing gear? My computer battery? My belt buckle? My wedding ring? Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (Wedding Quotes) When my youngest daughter got married, I designed her wedding dress and I really let my imagination and energy go crazy! All the journalists seemed to love that dress (Wedding Quotes) I was the best man at my younger brother’s wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he’s done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership (Wedding Quotes) When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a. m., love (Wedding Quotes) Sorry I spent three seconds reviewing the wedding invitation you spent three months on (Wedding Quotes) I know, the wedding vow is simple. But finding someone worthy of such a promise is the hard part (Wedding Quotes) I’m excited to finally attend a wedding that I don’t think will end in divorce (Wedding Quotes) I’d love to attend your wedding if it wasn’t going to put overwhelming pressure on me to have my own (Wedding Quotes) I just thought of the perfect wedding gift for you but a year has already passed (Wedding Quotes) Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn’t put there by my spouse (Wedding Quotes) A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable (Wedding Quotes) Your wedding ceremony was the most beautiful twenty minutes between drinks I’ve ever witnessed (Wedding Quotes) I can hardly wait to witness a bartender pouring me free drinks at your wedding (Wedding Quotes) I’d like you to attend a wedding with me as a friend who I’m still going to try and sleep with (Wedding Quotes) As your bridesmaid, I vow to clean up all literal and figurative messes on your wedding day (Wedding Quotes) Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends (Wedding Quotes) I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with family and friends. I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for, he said one that would make me his wife (Wedding Quotes) I also love Australian movies. I love Muriel’s Wedding - I’ve seen in six times. Baz Luhrmann’s best movie is strictly ballroom... without question (Wedding Quotes) Your wedding better be gay as hell if I’m going to waste one of my summer weekends attending it (Wedding Quotes) I hope me changing my avatar to support gay marriage will suffice as your wedding gift (Wedding Quotes) I’m looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet (Wedding Quotes) Congrats on it now being appropriate when you don’t wear your wedding ring in public (Wedding Quotes) If you’re gonna make love with the person whom you love so much. Do it wearing the safest thing. A wedding ring (Wedding Quotes) I’d invite you to my wedding even if you beat my mom in a presidential election (Wedding Quotes) Congratulations on getting through a wedding season without ruining a wedding (Wedding Quotes) Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering (Wedding Quotes) I hope your interfaith wedding leaves everyone feeling like their religion won (Wedding Quotes) The fantasy of the wedding day is that it represents undeniable public and private truth that you have been chosen. For that one day, you are the most valuable creature in the world - a treasure, a princess, a prize (Wedding Quotes) What I object to is the hyper-fetishized wedding day, the prioritizing of wedding over marriage. I have a real problem with couples spending far more time discussing the seating arrangement or the color of the bridesmaid’s gowns than hashing out, for instance, their feelings about how they intend to handle questions of housework, child-rearing, finances and fidelity for the next four or five decades (Wedding Quotes) I remain fearless of airplanes after 9/11. But during a trip to Los Angeles on a Boeing 767, I couldn’t keep my mind from drifting: What’s the largest piece of this airplane that could crash into the World Trade Center, explode out the other side, and survive intact? The landing gear? My computer battery? My belt buckle? My wedding ring? (Wedding Quotes)

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