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Walter Matthau Quotes

I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she’d lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States Picture Quote #1

Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... ‘The Odd Couple’ was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that Picture Quote #1

We’re writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines? Picture Quote #1

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty Picture Quote #1

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie Picture Quote #1

I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body Picture Quote #1

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To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks Picture Quote #1

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more Picture Quote #1

I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you’d give him money, and he’d give you something that you wanted to buy Picture Quote #1

It’s very easy to live here. You’re anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are Picture Quote #1

I don’t mind my wife having to last word. In fact I’m delighted when she reaches it Picture Quote #1

Why don’t you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow Picture Quote #1

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My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month Picture Quote #1

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I never worked with Marilyn Monroe, but if she’d lived, I think she would have been all right. She would have been President of the United States (Walter Matthau Quotes) Every actor looks all his life for a part that will combine his talents with his personality... ‘The Odd Couple’ was mine. That was the plutonium I needed. It all started happening after that (Walter Matthau Quotes) We’re writing a book together. She just finished one. Did you read it? Among the Porcupines? (Walter Matthau Quotes) The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty (Walter Matthau Quotes) I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie (Walter Matthau Quotes) I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body (Walter Matthau Quotes) To be successful in show business, all you need are 50 good breaks (Walter Matthau Quotes) My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more (Walter Matthau Quotes) I wanted to be a pharmacist. I liked the way our local pharmacist was always dressed in a nice white coat; he looked very calm, you’d give him money, and he’d give you something that you wanted to buy (Walter Matthau Quotes) It’s very easy to live here. You’re anonymous here. Nobody knows who you are (Walter Matthau Quotes) I don’t mind my wife having to last word. In fact I’m delighted when she reaches it (Walter Matthau Quotes) Why don’t you do the world a favour. Pull your bottom lip up over your head and swallow (Walter Matthau Quotes) My mother paid eight dollars a month for rent. When she had it. Mostly we were evicted, because she couldnt afford to pay the eight dollars a month (Walter Matthau Quotes)