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W C Fields Quotes

A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
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Start every day with a smile and get it over with  (W C Fields Quotes) I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally  (W C Fields Quotes) If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon  (W C Fields Quotes) I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half i wasted  (W C Fields Quotes) I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food  (W C Fields Quotes) I drink therefore I am  (W C Fields Quotes) I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally  (W C Fields Quotes) I like children - fried  (W C Fields Quotes) If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind  (W C Fields Quotes) Louie Louie, oh baby, I said we gotta go  (W C Fields Quotes) Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with  (W C Fields Quotes) I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally  (W C Fields Quotes) I like children. If they’re properly cooked  (W C Fields Quotes) All things considered, I’d rather be in Philadelphia  (W C Fields Quotes) Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night  (W C Fields Quotes) I never drink water... fish f**k in it  (W C Fields Quotes) Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C  (W C Fields Quotes) First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks  (W C Fields Quotes) I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)  (W C Fields Quotes) There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it  (W C Fields Quotes) I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?  (W C Fields Quotes) I never eat before breakfast  (W C Fields Quotes) I don’t believe in dining on an empty stomach  (W C Fields Quotes) Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle  (W C Fields Quotes) I’m free of all prejudices. I hate all people equally.  (W C Fields Quotes) It’s a funny old world. A man’s lucky if he gets out of it alive.  (W C Fields Quotes) Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.  (W C Fields Quotes) I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.  (W C Fields Quotes) Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink  (W C Fields Quotes) No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree  (W C Fields Quotes)
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