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Vodka Quotes

Trust me you can dance. Vodka Picture Quote #1

Vodka diet. Lose 3 days in 1 week Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

Yay! There is room to add vodka Picture Quote #1

Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast Picture Quote #1

Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life Picture Quote #1

I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor Picture Quote #1

Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two Picture Quote #1

So once again you’re faced with the classic Irishman’s dilemma: Do I eat the potato now? Or do I ferment so I can drink it later? Picture Quote #1

Good girls are made from sugar and spice... but me and my girls are made from vodka and ice! Picture Quote #1

A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy Picture Quote #1

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up Picture Quote #1

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric Picture Quote #1

Vodka is kind of a hobby Picture Quote #1

If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable Picture Quote #1

I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? Picture Quote #1

I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party Picture Quote #1

I didn’t text you. Vodka did Picture Quote #1

I love vodka martinis. I know it’s a cliche Picture Quote #1

Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice Picture Quote #1

Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka Picture Quote #1

Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats Picture Quote #1

When life gives you lemons, add vodka Picture Quote #1

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it Picture Quote #1

I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn’t mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits Picture Quote #1

I’m a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time Picture Quote #1

We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... It embarrassed me a lot afterwards Picture Quote #1

Drinking goes with everything, there’s always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want Picture Quote #1

Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day Picture Quote #1

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Trust me you can dance. Vodka (Vodka Quotes) Vodka diet. Lose 3 days in 1 week (Vodka Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Vodka Quotes) Yay! There is room to add vodka (Vodka Quotes) Get me a vodka rocks. Mom, it’s breakfast. And a piece of toast (Vodka Quotes) Drinking vodka in commercials. Drinking vodka in real life (Vodka Quotes) I am so old I remember when vodka only came in one flavor (Vodka Quotes) Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two (Vodka Quotes) So once again you’re faced with the classic Irishman’s dilemma: Do I eat the potato now? Or do I ferment so I can drink it later? (Vodka Quotes) Good girls are made from sugar and spice... but me and my girls are made from vodka and ice! (Vodka Quotes) A person with a basement full of vodka: Alcoholic. A person with a basement full of wine: Classy (Vodka Quotes) Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up (Vodka Quotes) Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric (Vodka Quotes) Vodka is kind of a hobby (Vodka Quotes) If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable (Vodka Quotes) I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Vodka Quotes) I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade - and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party (Vodka Quotes) I didn’t text you. Vodka did (Vodka Quotes) I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly (Vodka Quotes) I love vodka martinis. I know it’s a cliche (Vodka Quotes) Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice (Vodka Quotes) Wine we need for health, and the health we need to drink vodka (Vodka Quotes) Catnip is vodka and whisky to most cats (Vodka Quotes) When life gives you lemons, add vodka (Vodka Quotes) Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it (Vodka Quotes) I like my wine and vodka, but that doesn’t mean I fall about drunk. I know my limits (Vodka Quotes) I’m a hypochondriac. Yesterday it was brain damage from the vodka the night before. Today, heart attack - my arm and chest started hurting at the same time (Vodka Quotes) We used to get published a lot. And there was this vodka advertisement... It embarrassed me a lot afterwards (Vodka Quotes) Drinking goes with everything, there’s always an excuse to drink. We sell beer and liquor 24/7/365 everywhere, you can buy a 5th of vodka at 3am on Easter Sunday if you want (Vodka Quotes) Happy hour is slightly different in the Soviet Union. There are no ice cubes or orange-peel twists in the vodka. Also, it lasts all day (Vodka Quotes)

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