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Victoria Wood Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years  (Victoria Wood Quotes) On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who’s eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle  (Victoria Wood Quotes) In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Life’s not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597  (Victoria Wood Quotes) My mother, she didn’t believe in praise. She’d never say anything was great. I think that’s quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn’t mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn’t bother me. I was never trying to please her  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Well, I think there’s not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I’ve got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won’t bear any relation to what’s in your head and that’s always disappointing.  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don’t know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.  (Victoria Wood Quotes) If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child’s life via the education system.  (Victoria Wood Quotes) In my day we didn’t have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Jogging is for people who aren’t intelligent enough to watch television  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Acting is not my favourite thing. I don’t like wearing costumes and wigs  (Victoria Wood Quotes) You know daytime television? You know what it’s supposed to be for? It’s to keep unemployed people happy. It’s supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows  (Victoria Wood Quotes) In my day we didn’t have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child’s life via the education system  (Victoria Wood Quotes) A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I haven’t got a waist. I’ve just got a sort of place, a bit like an unmarked level crossing  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I know I’ve got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I’ve got a lifesaving certificate but I don’t spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I’ve got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won’t bear any relation to what’s in your head and that’s always disappointing  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Music enriches people’s lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that  (Victoria Wood Quotes) People always think I hate doing interviews. I don’t. I wouldn’t do them if I didn’t like them  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Well, I think there’s not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends  (Victoria Wood Quotes) I have been in a youth hostel... You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes  (Victoria Wood Quotes) If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It’s only when you act as if you’re someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony  (Victoria Wood Quotes) Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking ‘Can women be funny?’ People still ask that. It’s like asking: ‘Can women breathe in and out?’  (Victoria Wood Quotes)