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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Having you in my life made everything better
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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Together is my favorite place to be
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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