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Uncle Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
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You know, my uncle wore a lot of jewelry, a lot of gold chains  (Uncle Quotes) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose  (Uncle Quotes) Do you have any history of mental illness in your family. I have an uncle who does yoga  (Uncle Quotes) O my prophetic soul! My uncle!  (Uncle Quotes) I have a good eye, uncle; I can see a church by daylight  (Uncle Quotes) It’s healthy to say uncle when your bone’s about to break  (Uncle Quotes) If my aunt had a male appendage, she’d be my uncle  (Uncle Quotes) Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle!  (Uncle Quotes) My uncle used to love me, but she died  (Uncle Quotes) My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama  (Uncle Quotes) The best hearts, trim, are ever the bravest, replied my uncle Toby  (Uncle Quotes) I felt no pressure that my grandfather was famous and my uncle was famous  (Uncle Quotes) I learned from my uncle that jazz, like symphony music, was built to last  (Uncle Quotes) Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she’d be your uncle  (Uncle Quotes) My uncle always said that I could have been a rancher  (Uncle Quotes) An uncle gave me a side drum and my mother decided I should have lessons  (Uncle Quotes) And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle  (Uncle Quotes) My grandfather had been a newspaper reporter, as was my uncle. They were pretty good writers and so I thought maybe somewhere down the line I would do some writing  (Uncle Quotes) As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I’m not sure if they think I’m all that quick with a quip. But I’m quick with a spank  (Uncle Quotes) I’ll say my dad couldn’t act to save his life and nor can my uncle, and they’ll say I’m the worst actor in the world  (Uncle Quotes) When I was young, an eccentric uncle decided to teach me how to lie. Not, he explained, because he wanted me to lie, but because he thought I should know how it’s done so I would recognise when I was being lied to  (Uncle Quotes) Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love  (Uncle Quotes) Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity  (Uncle Quotes) I don’t like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it  (Uncle Quotes) I received my Greetings from Uncle Sam in May 1943. I applied for the Air Force  (Uncle Quotes) Being an uncle brings me utter joy  (Uncle Quotes) My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians  (Uncle Quotes) And if my aunt had balls she’d be my uncle  (Uncle Quotes) My great uncle fought in WWI. His stories fascinated me.  (Uncle Quotes) I don’t like the way Uncle Junior dresses. He loves it.  (Uncle Quotes)
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