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If cats could talk, they wouldn't
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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