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Tonight Show Quotes

I did the ‘Tonight Show’ once, and I choked up. I get intimidated Picture Quote #1

I’ve been doing comedy longer than I haven’t been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on ‘The Tonight Show.’ There’s truly nothing like it; it’s intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual Picture Quote #1

You’ve never had a job that you thought was secure. You don’t think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you saw what happened with your buddy Conan O’Brien. There is always a Plan B.I am ready to apply to the post office Picture Quote #1

I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the ‘Tonight Show’ when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren’t plugging things per se, and they’re just in the moment being interesting Picture Quote #1

Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER Picture Quote #1

Internet radio stations like KCRW do take you everywhere, yet thats just one of a hundred small things you have to do to succeed. It used to be, if you just got on the cover of Rolling Stone and a spotlight on The Tonight Show, that was enough Picture Quote #1

You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely

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Having you in my life made everything better

This morning my dad called me up and said, ‘So, tonight’s your last show, huh.’ And I said, ‘No, Dad, that’s someone else.’ Picture Quote #1

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I’ll be Goggling ‘foods that improve prostate health.’ Picture Quote #1

I’ll be honest with you. It’s beginning to look like I’m not going to get ‘The Tonight Show.’ Picture Quote #1

Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne Picture Quote #1

I got a call from my mom today, she says, ‘Well, David, I see you didn’t get the ‘Tonight Show’ again,’ Picture Quote #1

The good Samaritan, he’s getting dressed, he’s getting ready for the show. He’s going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row Picture Quote #1

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew

In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on ‘The Tonight Show’ with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on ‘The Tonight Show’ in April 1990, so I made it by a few months Picture Quote #1

Every comedian dreams of hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this Picture Quote #1

Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t - haven’t made my mind up yet Picture Quote #1

This is the Tonight Show. I can’t tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever Picture Quote #1

It’s really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it’s six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it’s 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that’s 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I’ve done three hours worth of work Picture Quote #1

I meant to behave but there were too many other options

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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is

People don’t know this, but early in your career, you don’t just glide on to The Tonight Show Picture Quote #1

I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy Picture Quote #1

You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at the Tonight Show. I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge of his desk and talk about what he’d done the night before. I thought, ‘I can do that!’ I used to do that on a street corner in the Bronx with all my buddies Picture Quote #1

If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters Picture Quote #1

I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way Picture Quote #1

I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time Picture Quote #1

When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me

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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini

It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don’t make or break a career Picture Quote #1

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I did the ‘Tonight Show’ once, and I choked up. I get intimidated (Tonight Show Quotes) I’ve been doing comedy longer than I haven’t been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on ‘The Tonight Show.’ There’s truly nothing like it; it’s intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual (Tonight Show Quotes) You’ve never had a job that you thought was secure. You don’t think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you saw what happened with your buddy Conan O’Brien. There is always a Plan B.I am ready to apply to the post office. (Tonight Show Quotes) I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the ‘Tonight Show’ when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren’t plugging things per se, and they’re just in the moment being interesting. (Tonight Show Quotes) Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER (Tonight Show Quotes) Internet radio stations like KCRW do take you everywhere, yet thats just one of a hundred small things you have to do to succeed. It used to be, if you just got on the cover of Rolling Stone and a spotlight on The Tonight Show, that was enough (Tonight Show Quotes) This morning my dad called me up and said, ‘So, tonight’s your last show, huh.’ And I said, ‘No, Dad, that’s someone else.’ (Tonight Show Quotes) Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I’ll be Goggling ‘foods that improve prostate health.’ (Tonight Show Quotes) I’ll be honest with you. It’s beginning to look like I’m not going to get ‘The Tonight Show.’ (Tonight Show Quotes) Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne (Tonight Show Quotes) I got a call from my mom today, she says, ‘Well, David, I see you didn’t get the ‘Tonight Show’ again,’ (Tonight Show Quotes) The good Samaritan, he’s getting dressed, he’s getting ready for the show. He’s going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row (Tonight Show Quotes) In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on ‘The Tonight Show’ with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on ‘The Tonight Show’ in April 1990, so I made it by a few months (Tonight Show Quotes) Every comedian dreams of hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second (Tonight Show Quotes) When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this (Tonight Show Quotes) Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t - haven’t made my mind up yet (Tonight Show Quotes) This is the Tonight Show. I can’t tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever (Tonight Show Quotes) It’s really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it’s six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it’s 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that’s 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I’ve done three hours worth of work (Tonight Show Quotes) People don’t know this, but early in your career, you don’t just glide on to The Tonight Show (Tonight Show Quotes) I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy (Tonight Show Quotes) You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at the Tonight Show. I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge of his desk and talk about what he’d done the night before. I thought, ‘I can do that!’ I used to do that on a street corner in the Bronx with all my buddies (Tonight Show Quotes) If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters (Tonight Show Quotes) I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way (Tonight Show Quotes) I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time (Tonight Show Quotes) It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don’t make or break a career (Tonight Show Quotes)