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Tonight Show Quotes

You had me at hello - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
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I did the ‘Tonight Show’ once, and I choked up. I get intimidated  (Tonight Show Quotes) In 1980, when I graduated from high school, my goal was to be on ‘The Tonight Show’ with Johnny Carson at least once before our ten-year class reunion. Our class reunion was in June of 1990, and I was on ‘The Tonight Show’ in April 1990, so I made it by a few months  (Tonight Show Quotes) The good Samaritan, he’s getting dressed, he’s getting ready for the show. He’s going to the carnival tonight on Desolation Row  (Tonight Show Quotes) I got a call from my mom today, she says, ‘Well, David, I see you didn’t get the ‘Tonight Show’ again,’  (Tonight Show Quotes) Donald Trump is on the show tonight. Donald is a big man, I think 230 pounds -- 235 with cologne  (Tonight Show Quotes) I’ll be honest with you. It’s beginning to look like I’m not going to get ‘The Tonight Show.’  (Tonight Show Quotes) Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I’ll be Goggling ‘foods that improve prostate health.’  (Tonight Show Quotes) This morning my dad called me up and said, ‘So, tonight’s your last show, huh.’ And I said, ‘No, Dad, that’s someone else.’  (Tonight Show Quotes) Internet radio stations like KCRW do take you everywhere, yet thats just one of a hundred small things you have to do to succeed. It used to be, if you just got on the cover of Rolling Stone and a spotlight on The Tonight Show, that was enough  (Tonight Show Quotes) Saw Torres play their first New York show tonight at Cake Shop. SO good. Do yourself a favor and check out her record. Her voice is KILLER  (Tonight Show Quotes) I like raconteurs; I like conversation. I liked the ‘Tonight Show’ when it was 90 minutes, I like when people aren’t plugging things per se, and they’re just in the moment being interesting.  (Tonight Show Quotes) You’ve never had a job that you thought was secure. You don’t think the Tonight Show is risk free. Especially when you saw what happened with your buddy Conan O’Brien. There is always a Plan B.I am ready to apply to the post office.  (Tonight Show Quotes) I’ve been doing comedy longer than I haven’t been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on ‘The Tonight Show.’ There’s truly nothing like it; it’s intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual  (Tonight Show Quotes) Every comedian dreams of hosting ‘The Tonight Show’ and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second  (Tonight Show Quotes) You know, I never knew if I had any talent when I started in this business. My first job was being a page at the Tonight Show. I saw Jack Paar come out one night and sit on the edge of his desk and talk about what he’d done the night before. I thought, ‘I can do that!’ I used to do that on a street corner in the Bronx with all my buddies  (Tonight Show Quotes) I still sweat bullets if I go on The Tonight Show, but I tell myself, You can either have fun tonight or you can be shy and miserable. You ask my friends or anyone I work with now - nobody would say I was shy  (Tonight Show Quotes) People don’t know this, but early in your career, you don’t just glide on to The Tonight Show  (Tonight Show Quotes) It’s really not that hard. If I do a Tonight Show, it’s six or seven minutes. If I do a concert, it’s 90 minutes. If I do an interview, that’s 15 minutes. So by the end of the day I’ve done three hours worth of work  (Tonight Show Quotes) This is the Tonight Show. I can’t tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever  (Tonight Show Quotes) Tonight’s show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn’t - haven’t made my mind up yet  (Tonight Show Quotes) When I was a kid, you would tune in to ‘The Tonight Show’ before you went to sleep. Johnny Carson. A big treat. I know it’s a privilege of mine to be able to be in people’s homes. So I hope I make everyone proud, including my parents, and do a good job in this  (Tonight Show Quotes) If you watch tonight's show, I believe you know that I believe we're heading into deep and treacherous waters  (Tonight Show Quotes) I can be on the Tonight Show, but not with Johnny [Carson]. He uses my name in his monologue all the time  (Tonight Show Quotes) It was early on when I was really focused and obsessed with doing The Tonight Show and Letterman and stuff like that. Then, I quickly realized that those things don’t make or break a career  (Tonight Show Quotes) I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way  (Tonight Show Quotes)