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Tom Lehrer Quotes

Don’t write naughty words on the wall if you can’t spell! Picture Quote #1
Bad weather always looks worse through a window Picture Quote #1
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh Picture Quote #1
Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way Picture Quote #1
Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Picture Quote #1
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up Picture Quote #1
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Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you Picture Quote #1
Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers Picture Quote #1
I wasn't really a performer by temperament Picture Quote #1
Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer Picture Quote #1
If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will Picture Quote #1
I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity Picture Quote #1
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They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines Picture Quote #1
You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango Picture Quote #1
Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it Picture Quote #1
The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb Picture Quote #1
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Don’t write naughty words on the wall if you can’t spell!  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Bad weather always looks worse through a window  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I wasn't really a performer by temperament  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it  (Tom Lehrer Quotes) The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb  (Tom Lehrer Quotes)