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Tom Lehrer Quotes

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex Picture Quote #1

I loved high school, but I wouldn’t want to do it again Picture Quote #1

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there’s no one watching you Picture Quote #1

I do have a cause, though. It is obscenity. I’m for it Picture Quote #1

Don’t write naughty words on the wall if you can’t spell! Picture Quote #1

You can’t be satirical and not be offensive to somebody Picture Quote #1

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Always predict the worst, and you’ll be hailed as a prophet Picture Quote #1

They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines Picture Quote #1

I’ll look for you when the war is over, an hour and a half from now! Picture Quote #1

So long, mom, I’m off to drop the bomb, so don’t wait up for me Picture Quote #1

Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air! Picture Quote #1

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? Picture Quote #1

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You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango Picture Quote #1

Bad weather always looks worse through a window Picture Quote #1

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity Picture Quote #1

If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will Picture Quote #1

Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer Picture Quote #1

I wasn't really a performer by temperament Picture Quote #1

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Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers Picture Quote #1

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you Picture Quote #1

I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up Picture Quote #1

Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Picture Quote #1

Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way Picture Quote #1

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh Picture Quote #1

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The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb Picture Quote #1

Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it Picture Quote #1

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it Picture Quote #1

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When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I loved high school, but I wouldn’t want to do it again (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Be careful not to do your good deeds when there’s no one watching you (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I do have a cause, though. It is obscenity. I’m for it (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Don’t write naughty words on the wall if you can’t spell! (Tom Lehrer Quotes) You can’t be satirical and not be offensive to somebody (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Always predict the worst, and you’ll be hailed as a prophet (Tom Lehrer Quotes) They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I’ll look for you when the war is over, an hour and a half from now! (Tom Lehrer Quotes) So long, mom, I’m off to drop the bomb, so don’t wait up for me (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air! (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? (Tom Lehrer Quotes) You can raise welts like nobody else, as we dance to the Masochism Tango (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Bad weather always looks worse through a window (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity (Tom Lehrer Quotes) If the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I wasn't really a performer by temperament (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you (Tom Lehrer Quotes) I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Some of you may have met mathematicians and wondered how they got that way (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh (Tom Lehrer Quotes) The Lord's our shepherd, says the psalm. But just in case, we better get a bomb (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Life is like a sewer... What you get out of it depends on what you put into it (Tom Lehrer Quotes) Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it (Tom Lehrer Quotes)