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Tina Fey Quotes

When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny Picture Quote #1

I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life Picture Quote #1

In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone come out to you is the pretending to be surprised part Picture Quote #1

It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying Picture Quote #1

You have to let people see what you wrote. It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring Picture Quote #1

If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you Picture Quote #1

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I feel about photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool Picture Quote #1

My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne Picture Quote #1

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair Picture Quote #1

No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free Picture Quote #1

Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole Picture Quote #1

My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven - letter word FARTING Picture Quote #1

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What turning forty means to me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do Picture Quote #1

Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before Picture Quote #1

I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool Picture Quote #1

It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific Picture Quote #1

This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury Picture Quote #1

It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life Picture Quote #1

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You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings Picture Quote #1

You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute Picture Quote #1

The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then add something of your own Picture Quote #1

All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful Picture Quote #1

We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing - doing Picture Quote #1

What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested Picture Quote #1

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But do not try to get ahead of Donna and initiate the complaining, no matter how sure you are that she'll agree. Because Donna will leave you hanging every time Picture Quote #1

In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident Picture Quote #1

No, that part's not true! That's a joke - lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true Picture Quote #1

Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around Picture Quote #1

I have a strong urge to lie down and pretend this is not happening - like the old couple in Titanic Picture Quote #1

Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life Picture Quote #1

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When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for whatever reason, it's not that instant kind of funny (Tina Fey Quotes) I'll be ready for it to happen and that way it won't happen. It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life (Tina Fey Quotes) In my experience, the hardest thing about having someone come out to you is the pretending to be surprised part (Tina Fey Quotes) It's not vanity, because if you look weird, it will distract from what your trying to do. If you look as good as you can, people will be able to pay attention to what your actually saying (Tina Fey Quotes) You have to let people see what you wrote. It will never be perfect, but perfect is overrated. Perfect is boring (Tina Fey Quotes) If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you (Tina Fey Quotes) I feel about photoshop the way some people feel about abortion. It is appalling and a tragic reflection on the moral decay of our society…unless I need it, in which case, everybody be cool (Tina Fey Quotes) My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne (Tina Fey Quotes) To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair (Tina Fey Quotes) No other formula gives your baby a better start in life except that stuff that comes out of you for free (Tina Fey Quotes) Photoshop is just like makeup. When it's done well it looks great, and when it's overdone you look like a crazy asshole (Tina Fey Quotes) My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven - letter word FARTING (Tina Fey Quotes) What turning forty means to me I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home. I didn't used to have to do that. But now I do (Tina Fey Quotes) Then she took out a speculum the size of a milk shake machine. Even Michelle Duggar would have flinched at this thing, but I had never seen one before (Tina Fey Quotes) I was wearing my best Gap turtleneck and my dates were two adult lesbians, so yea, I was pretty cool (Tina Fey Quotes) It's like being a little kid again, parading around in a nightgown tucked into your underpants, believing it looks terrific (Tina Fey Quotes) This made no sense to me, probably because I speak English and have never had a head injury (Tina Fey Quotes) It's a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper - vigilance, but it's my lot in life (Tina Fey Quotes) You have to remember that actors are human beings. Which is hard sometimes because they look so much better than human beings (Tina Fey Quotes) You can't be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute (Tina Fey Quotes) The second rule of improvisation is not only to say yes, but YES, AND. You are supposed to agree and then add something of your own (Tina Fey Quotes) All Beyoncé and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful (Tina Fey Quotes) We spent days and weeks doing nothing, calling one another ten times a day to schedule our nothing - doing (Tina Fey Quotes) What's that you say? None of them want that? You are correct. So I spent four years attempting to charm the uninterested (Tina Fey Quotes) But do not try to get ahead of Donna and initiate the complaining, no matter how sure you are that she'll agree. Because Donna will leave you hanging every time (Tina Fey Quotes) In improv there are no mistakes, only beautiful happy accidents. And many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident (Tina Fey Quotes) No, that part's not true! That's a joke - lie. I'm not going to lie to you in this story because I want you to know that the rest of it is true (Tina Fey Quotes) Everyone is quiet. Which is the wooooooorst. It's scary when a group of people all know instinctively not to joke around (Tina Fey Quotes) I have a strong urge to lie down and pretend this is not happening - like the old couple in Titanic (Tina Fey Quotes) Maybe we women gravitate toward comedy because it is a socially acceptable way to break rules and a release from our daily life (Tina Fey Quotes)

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