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Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer  (Timer Quotes) You begin always knowing nothing. You remain forever an amateur, a first timer  (Timer Quotes) My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual  (Timer Quotes) In my new IFC comedy game show, ‘Bunk,’ we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc.  (Timer Quotes) I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer  (Timer Quotes) As a kid, I did want to be an old timer, since they were the ones with the big stories and the cool clothes. I wanted to go there. Now, I guess I want to bring that with me and go back in time  (Timer Quotes) My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual  (Timer Quotes) One time I told this lady to give me all her money, she said no. So I cut her and pulled her eyes out. I would do someone in and then take a camera and set the timer so I could sit them up next to me and take our picture together  (Timer Quotes) Memories are fallible and a timer can save a lot of hard work from going out of the window  (Timer Quotes) Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters  (Timer Quotes) I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer  (Timer Quotes) July is high burglary season because so many people leave town. To help avoid making that obvious, suspend your newspaper subscription and have your mail held. Another clear indication is if all your lights are off for an extended period. To fix that, you can buy a timer for about $30.  (Timer Quotes)