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Tight Pants Quotes

I’ve always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I’m pretty good with either one Picture Quote #1

To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my ass Picture Quote #1

I’m kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants Picture Quote #1

In high school I had some famously egregious fashion missteps. I was really out there in fashion, I think because I wanted attention. I would wear crazy patterns, skin-tight pants and giant platform shoes Picture Quote #1

That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that Picture Quote #1

I was convinced in middle school that I invented tight-rolling your pants, because I would get hand-me-downs from my brothers, and of course they were bell-bottoms from the 70s. So I would fold and fold over the bells. I like to think I started the trend. But I didn’t Picture Quote #1

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They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It’s sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar Picture Quote #1

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie’s yoga pants Picture Quote #1

Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better Picture Quote #1

I don’t wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls Picture Quote #1

Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants Picture Quote #1

My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds Picture Quote #1

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When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper Picture Quote #1

There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were Picture Quote #1

In my early performing days, I played gigs under the pseudonym Whitey McFearsun. I painted my face blue, wore crimson lipstick, and strung on some tight silver latex pants Picture Quote #1

I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large Picture Quote #1

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I’m not debonair. I’m not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked Picture Quote #1

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants Picture Quote #1

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I’ve always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I’m pretty good with either one (Tight Pants Quotes) To show the football coach I was ready to play tight end, I wore no pants and had a Q-tip dangling out of my ass. (Tight Pants Quotes) I’m kind of a beach bum from Florida, and I have a very different style. I like tight-fitting, Euro-fitting clothes, colored pants. (Tight Pants Quotes) In high school I had some famously egregious fashion missteps. I was really out there in fashion, I think because I wanted attention. I would wear crazy patterns, skin-tight pants and giant platform shoes. (Tight Pants Quotes) That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. (Tight Pants Quotes) I was convinced in middle school that I invented tight-rolling your pants, because I would get hand-me-downs from my brothers, and of course they were bell-bottoms from the 70s. So I would fold and fold over the bells. I like to think I started the trend. But I didn’t. (Tight Pants Quotes) They make this drink in Brazil Called cachaca. It’s sugar can alcholho. Costs 35 cents a quart. One quart of that stuff and you see God. Two quarts and you graow a pair of tight pants and an electric guitar (Tight Pants Quotes) Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie’s yoga pants (Tight Pants Quotes) Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better (Tight Pants Quotes) I don’t wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls (Tight Pants Quotes) Oh, the joys of baseball, manly men in tight pants (Tight Pants Quotes) My style is not that big. I wear heels, tight pants, and I wear diamonds (Tight Pants Quotes) When a man wears his pants that tight, they tend to pinch his balls, and that tends to pinch his temper (Tight Pants Quotes) There are certain things people always bring up with me. The accident. The drugs. And how tight my pants were (Tight Pants Quotes) In my early performing days, I played gigs under the pseudonym Whitey McFearsun. I painted my face blue, wore crimson lipstick, and strung on some tight silver latex pants (Tight Pants Quotes) I thought I would dress in baggy pants, big shoes, a cane and a derby hat. everything a contradiction: the pants baggy, the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large (Tight Pants Quotes) Oh, that character was light years away from me. I’m not debonair. I’m not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked (Tight Pants Quotes) I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants (Tight Pants Quotes)