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Thom Yorke Quotes

I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It’s your obese mother. Burn mother****er Picture Quote #1

Maybe I’m not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I’m not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels Picture Quote #1

I’ve been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he’s brilliant Picture Quote #1

If I could be any famous person, I’d be John Wilkes Booth, because I’d love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face Picture Quote #1

I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that’s what the song is about Picture Quote #1

One person can’t change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he’s two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke Picture Quote #1

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Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs* Picture Quote #1

Occasionally I’ll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed Picture Quote #1

It’s hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun Picture Quote #1

Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies Picture Quote #1

I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke Picture Quote #1

OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them Picture Quote #1

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The thing I remember most about America is that it’s silly. That can be quite a relief at times Picture Quote #1

I’m a full grown man and I’m not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my God Picture Quote #1

If you Americans aren’t from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl Picture Quote #1

I’m absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It’s like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it’s like you’re climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head Picture Quote #1

Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I’ll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner) Picture Quote #1

I’m banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living Picture Quote #1

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Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke Picture Quote #1

Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I’m not. *smiles* Picture Quote #1

Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. ‘Hit the bottom and escape’ is a cry for help. oh God someone stop me Picture Quote #1

Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it’s your birthday.’ Picture Quote #1

I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something Picture Quote #1

In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe In a fast German car I’m amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life Picture Quote #1

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Ambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy Picture Quote #1

Far up above, aliens hover Making home movies for the folks back home Of all these weird creatures that lock up their spirits Drill holes in themselves and live for their secrets Picture Quote #1

While you make pretty speeches I’m being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance Picture Quote #1

Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall Picture Quote #1

She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love. But I can’t help the feeling, I could blow through the ceiling If I just turned and ran Picture Quote #1

The head of state Has called for me by name But I don’t have time for him It’s gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change Picture Quote #1

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I actually saw the loch ness monster when I was 9. She was big as a house. Want to know who the loch ness monster is? It’s your obese mother. Burn mother****er (Thom Yorke Quotes) Maybe I’m not the gloaming witches smart, but at least I’m not our stupid liffey hamburger mongrels (Thom Yorke Quotes) I’ve been reading a book lately. That book is Thom Yorke, and the conclusion is that he’s brilliant (Thom Yorke Quotes) If I could be any famous person, I’d be John Wilkes Booth, because I’d love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face (Thom Yorke Quotes) I lost my virginity to a pumpkin when I was 23. Back then I was convinced I was actually a Vegetable, hell, that’s what the song is about (Thom Yorke Quotes) One person can’t change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he’s two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke (Thom Yorke Quotes) Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs* (Thom Yorke Quotes) Occasionally I’ll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed (Thom Yorke Quotes) It’s hard being Thom Yorke. You have to get up every morning and look at that face and not shoot at it with a gun (Thom Yorke Quotes) Do you think Radiohead is my whole goddamn life? I also have a roadside cart where I sell apples and mincemeat pies (Thom Yorke Quotes) I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke (Thom Yorke Quotes) OK Computer? More like No Thank You Computers. They killed my father, and I hate them (Thom Yorke Quotes) The thing I remember most about America is that it’s silly. That can be quite a relief at times (Thom Yorke Quotes) I’m a full grown man and I’m not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat my tea and biscuits and reminisce with the cheshire cat who lives in my head. Oh hello Mr. Cheshire, lovely weather this morning. Mr. Cheshire? Oh my God (Thom Yorke Quotes) If you Americans aren’t from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl (Thom Yorke Quotes) I’m absolutely terrified that people can get into cars. It’s like the car is a face, and the headlight is eyes, and when you open the car door it’s like you’re climbing into the ears. (I cannot) be inside a giant rolling robot head (Thom Yorke Quotes) Do not tell me what I can and cannot do. I’ll be as asian as I want to (Stretches his eyes in a racist manner) (Thom Yorke Quotes) I’m banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living (Thom Yorke Quotes) Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke (Thom Yorke Quotes) Every Christmas people are so nice to me, they think I am Little Tim from A Christmas Story. But I’m not. *smiles* (Thom Yorke Quotes) Alot of my lyrics are about beating my children. ‘Hit the bottom and escape’ is a cry for help. oh God someone stop me (Thom Yorke Quotes) Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it’s your birthday.’ (Thom Yorke Quotes) I can be very drunk in a club in Oxford on a Monday night, and some guy comes up to you and buys you a drink and says that the last record you made changed his life. That means something (Thom Yorke Quotes) In an interstellar burst I am back to save the universe In a fast German car I’m amazed that I survived An airbag saved my life (Thom Yorke Quotes) Ambition makes you look pretty ugly Kicking and squealing gucci little piggy (Thom Yorke Quotes) Far up above, aliens hover Making home movies for the folks back home Of all these weird creatures that lock up their spirits Drill holes in themselves and live for their secrets (Thom Yorke Quotes) While you make pretty speeches I’m being cut to shreds You feed me to the lions A delicate balance (Thom Yorke Quotes) Time is running out for us But you just move the hands upon the clock You throw coins in the wishing well For us You just move your hands upon the wall (Thom Yorke Quotes) She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love. But I can’t help the feeling, I could blow through the ceiling If I just turned and ran (Thom Yorke Quotes) The head of state Has called for me by name But I don’t have time for him It’s gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change (Thom Yorke Quotes)

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