Thelma, do that thing that calms me down. With the glass and the alcohol

Thelma, do that thing that calms me down. With the glass and the alcohol

Thelma and her friend Sarah were known for their wild and unpredictable antics when it came to drinking. They were the life of the party, always bringing a sense of excitement and laughter wherever they went. Thelma, in particular, had a special talent for mixing drinks and creating unique concoctions that never failed to impress.

One night, as they were getting ready to head out to a friend's house party, Sarah turned to Thelma with a mischievous grin and said, "Thelma, do that thing that calms me down. With the glass and the alcohol." Thelma knew exactly what Sarah was referring to - her signature cocktail that she had dubbed "The Calming Elixir."

Thelma got to work, grabbing a glass and filling it with ice. She then added a generous pour of vodka, a splash of cranberry juice, and a squeeze of fresh lime. She gave it a quick stir and handed it to Sarah, who took a sip and let out a contented sigh. "Ah, that hits the spot," she said with a smile.

As the night went on, Thelma and Sarah continued to indulge in their favorite pastime of funny drinking. They played drinking games, danced like nobody was watching, and regaled their friends with hilarious stories from their past adventures. Thelma's Calming Elixir became the hit of the party, with everyone clamoring for a taste of the magical concoction that seemed to have a calming effect on all who drank it.

As the night drew to a close, Thelma and Sarah found themselves sitting on the couch, giggling uncontrollably as they recounted the evening's events. Thelma turned to Sarah and said, "I think we've outdone ourselves this time, my friend. Who knew that a simple glass of alcohol could bring so much joy and laughter?"

Sarah nodded in agreement, a contented smile on her face. "Thelma, you truly are a master of the art of funny drinking. I don't know what I would do without you and your magical elixirs." Thelma laughed and raised her glass in a toast. "To friendship, laughter, and the power of a good drink to bring us together." And with that, they clinked their glasses and drank to the night that would go down in history as one of their most memorable and hilarious adventures yet.