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The Daily Show Quotes

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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Daily life shouldn’t be a fashion show all the time  (The Daily Show Quotes) Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.  (The Daily Show Quotes) All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don’t know where I would be without them.  (The Daily Show Quotes) Don’t wait for an employer, friend, or mentor to show appreciation for your work. Take pride in your own efforts on a daily basis.  (The Daily Show Quotes) My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time  (The Daily Show Quotes) I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?  (The Daily Show Quotes) Welcome to The Daily Show, I’m John Oliver. Jon Stewart is still not here. He is currently living out a live-action Lord of the Rings role-playing experience deep in the New Zealand wilderness  (The Daily Show Quotes) Shall I show you the sinews of a philosopher? What sinews are those? - A will undisappointed; evils avoided; powers daily exercised; careful resolutions; unerring decisions  (The Daily Show Quotes) No, no, no separate but equal... Never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show  (The Daily Show Quotes) Why should I be feeling tension? It’s The Daily Show  (The Daily Show Quotes) Apparently it’s cool to watch The Daily Show  (The Daily Show Quotes) It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy  (The Daily Show Quotes) Lastly, the ashes left behind, may daily show to move the mind, that to ashes and dust return we must: Then think, and drink tobacco  (The Daily Show Quotes) I get younger people who watch Conan or The Daily Show, but before that it was mostly people who knew me from public radio. Those people are kind of old  (The Daily Show Quotes) People, I guess, generally come to see me do stand-up with a working knowledge of my broad sense of humor on The Daily Show ... I don’t think anyone would mistake me as an actual anchor  (The Daily Show Quotes) The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You’re going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world  (The Daily Show Quotes) I’m not really much of an actor, so when I started on ‘The Daily Show’, I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson  (The Daily Show Quotes)