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Terry Jones Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
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I don’t think you need religion  (Terry Jones Quotes) I’m cheerfully optimistic about life. Optimism is very important!  (Terry Jones Quotes) The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn’t laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.  (Terry Jones Quotes) We think of medieval England as being a place of unbelievable cruelty and darkness and superstition. We think of it as all being about fair maidens in castles, and witch-burning, and a belief that the world was flat. Yet all these things are wrong.  (Terry Jones Quotes) Short or long to Goblin City? The straight way’s short But the long way’s pretty  (Terry Jones Quotes) What really alarms me about President Bush’s ‘War on Terrorism’ is the grammar. How do you wage war on an abstract noun? How is ‘Terrorism’ going to surrender? It’s well known, in philological circles, that it’s very hard for abstract nouns to surrender  (Terry Jones Quotes) We are, of course, now against any other group burning Qurans. We would right now ask no one to burn Qurans. We are absolutely strong on that. It is not the time to do it  (Terry Jones Quotes) I can direct things but I can’t write. My memory is going, so I struggle for words  (Terry Jones Quotes) Some people are passionate about aisles, others about window seats  (Terry Jones Quotes) Every age sort of has its own history. History is really the stories that we retell to ourselves to make them relevant to every age. So we put our own values and our own spin on it  (Terry Jones Quotes) Sarah: That’s not fair! Jareth: You say that so often, I wonder what your basis for comparison is?  (Terry Jones Quotes)