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Tampon Quotes

If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons Picture Quote #1
A man who will risk getting killed by zombies just to get you your tampons. That ladies, is a keeper! Picture Quote #1
Okay, I’m in the tampon aisle, but I don’t see it Picture Quote #1
Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bitch Picture Quote #1
Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a white bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women Picture Quote #1
Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! Picture Quote #1
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People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you’re on stage. Blokes don’t have that worry Picture Quote #1
Women’s clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air Picture Quote #1
The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay Picture Quote #1
He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising Picture Quote #1
I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string Picture Quote #1
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If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons  (Tampon Quotes) A man who will risk getting killed by zombies just to get you your tampons. That ladies, is a keeper!  (Tampon Quotes) Okay, I’m in the tampon aisle, but I don’t see it  (Tampon Quotes) Do you want a tampon with that status? You moody bitch  (Tampon Quotes) Dear tampon commercial, When I'm on my period, I don't wear a white bikini or do a backflip. Sincerely, Real Women  (Tampon Quotes) Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable!  (Tampon Quotes) People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you’re on stage. Blokes don’t have that worry  (Tampon Quotes) Women’s clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air  (Tampon Quotes) The plumber he says, never flush a tampon. This is great information, cost me half a weeks pay  (Tampon Quotes) He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon strings seemed so beautiful as they rolled up and down with the wind, landing on the ground and then twirling and floating up again, falling and rising and falling and rising  (Tampon Quotes) I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string.  (Tampon Quotes)