Smartass Quotes
![It’s the primordial characters [of the Star Wars]. It’s the beautiful princess and the callow youth and the smartass that I played and the wise old warrior that Alec Guinness played. And it was a fairy tale. It was a fairy tale Picture Quote #1](http://img.picturequotes.com/2/865/864497/its-the-primordial-characters-of-the-star-wars-its-the-beautiful-princess-and-the-callow-youth-and-quote-1.jpg "It’s the primordial characters [of the Star Wars]. It’s the beautiful princess and the callow youth and the smartass that I played and the wise old warrior that Alec Guinness played. And it was a fairy tale. It was a fairy tale Picture Quote #1")
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
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Text Quotes
A smart terminal is not a smartass terminal, but rather a terminal you can educate (Smartass Quotes)
I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy (Smartass Quotes)
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! (Smartass Quotes)
Smartass Disciple: Master, what is the secret recipe of your happiness?Master of Stupidity: If I tell you, there is nobody left to be made fun of. (Smartass Quotes)
I’m totally crazy, I know that. I don’t say that to be a smartass, but I know that that’s the very essence of what makes my work good. And I know my work is good. Not everybody likes it, that’s fine. I don’t do it for everybody. Or anybody. I do it because I can’t not do it. (Smartass Quotes)
It’s the primordial characters [of the Star Wars]. It’s the beautiful princess and the callow youth and the smartass that I played and the wise old warrior that Alec Guinness played. And it was a fairy tale. It was a fairy tale. (Smartass Quotes)
Smartass Disciple: Master, you keep preaching the truth. They don’t listen.Master of Stupidity: Oh that’s not bad. That attitude keeps us in the business. (Smartass Quotes)
Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You’ll get a simple scary version. (Smartass Quotes)
I’m totally crazy, I know that. I don’t say that to be a smartass, but I know that that’s the very essence of what makes my work good. And I know my work is good. Not everybody likes it, that’s fine. I don’t do it for everybody. Or anybody. I do it because I can’t not do it (Smartass Quotes)
I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass (Smartass Quotes)
I like grit, I like love and death, I’m tired of irony... A lot of good fiction is sentimental... The novelist who refuses sentiment refuses the full spectrum of human behavior, and then he just dries up... I would rather give full vent to all human loves and disappointments, and take a chance on being corny, than die a smartass (Smartass Quotes)
Smartass Disciple: Master, why God let human did sins in the beginning?Master of Stupidity: If the saviour must come, why should He prevent that? (Smartass Quotes)