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Simon Rich Quotes

I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I’ve always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It’s my best explanation for our planet Picture Quote #1

I never really liked cool books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry Picture Quote #1

At the end of the day I’m writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny Picture Quote #1

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I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I’ve always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It’s my best explanation for our planet. (Simon Rich Quotes) I never really liked cool books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V. and spent whole Bar Mitzvah checks on Beat poetry. (Simon Rich Quotes) At the end of the day I’m writing comedy. If you get too realistic as a comedy writer with your disasters, it stops being funny. (Simon Rich Quotes)