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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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Don't look back you're not going that way
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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