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Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #7

You had one job Picture Quote #1

Nailed it Picture Quote #2

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

Now kiss Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her

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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid Picture Quote #1

The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass Picture Quote #1

I can't go because I don't want to Picture Quote #1

But mooooom Picture Quote #1

Chocolate makes your clothes shrink Picture Quote #1

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever

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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

The stupid, it burns Picture Quote #1

I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be Picture Quote #1

Shopping is cheaper than therapy Picture Quote #1

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure

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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken

If I ignore it will it go away?? Picture Quote #1

Do not want! Picture Quote #1

Friends are therapists you can drink with Picture Quote #1

I saw that Picture Quote #1

Soon. Nevermind now! Picture Quote #1

How can you not care? Like this Picture Quote #1

I like me a little bit more when i'm with you

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A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

You never yell when the cat does it Picture Quote #1

How I want to spend every minute of every day Picture Quote #1

Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female Picture Quote #1

The other side of the picture Picture Quote #1

This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook Picture Quote #1

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Expectation. Reality (Short Funny Quotes) You had one job (Short Funny Quotes) Nailed it (Short Funny Quotes) So close, yet so far away (Short Funny Quotes) Now kiss (Short Funny Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing (Short Funny Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Short Funny Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Short Funny Quotes) The first step to recovery is admitting you're a dumbass (Short Funny Quotes) I can't go because I don't want to (Short Funny Quotes) But mooooom (Short Funny Quotes) Chocolate makes your clothes shrink (Short Funny Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Short Funny Quotes) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Short Funny Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Short Funny Quotes) The stupid, it burns (Short Funny Quotes) I did absolutely nothing all day, and it was everything I thought it would be (Short Funny Quotes) Shopping is cheaper than therapy (Short Funny Quotes) If I ignore it will it go away?? (Short Funny Quotes) Do not want! (Short Funny Quotes) Friends are therapists you can drink with (Short Funny Quotes) I saw that (Short Funny Quotes) Soon. Nevermind now! (Short Funny Quotes) How can you not care? Like this (Short Funny Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Short Funny Quotes) You never yell when the cat does it (Short Funny Quotes) How I want to spend every minute of every day (Short Funny Quotes) Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female (Short Funny Quotes) The other side of the picture (Short Funny Quotes) This is how I feel when people fight on Facebook (Short Funny Quotes)

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