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A year from now you'll wish you started today
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
You had me at hello
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Having you in my life made everything better
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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