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Sherri Shepherd Quotes

I’m a mother. Mothers multi-task Picture Quote #1

My faith means everything to me. God and I talk constantly Picture Quote #1

My father was and is a great father. My father always wanted to do stand-up. He wanted to be an actor. But instead he did two jobs. He did customer service at a hospital and he worked as a waiter at night. He pretty much sacrificed everything for his daughters Picture Quote #1

I don’t know how we’re going to have this baby because I’m in my forties and I can’t even remember my first son’s name. But I’m going to have another baby because I’m feeling good Picture Quote #1

I want to know how to feel good while I’m in the gym, because I’m mad while I’m on the treadmill. I’ve got that angry-lady face the entire time Picture Quote #1

God bless you if you have one child, but I don’t think anybody should have just one child. Everybody needs a sibling. I have siblings, and I have so many amazing, precious memories with my siblings. I don’t know what I would do if I had been an only child Picture Quote #1

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I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people’s couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way Picture Quote #1

I am trying to inspire people to just take control of their oral health, because if we don’t take care of our oral health, it affects so many different aspects of our lives. If your smile and mouth is not together, it affects your relationship, your self-esteem, your health Picture Quote #1

Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didn’t have a place to live, I still didn’t have a car, but I had peace Picture Quote #1

Oh my goodness, I’m in love with Channing Tatum, although I think I’m too old to play his love interest. They’d probably cast me as his grandmomma’s friend or something like that, but anything to be in a movie with Channing Picture Quote #1

I’d love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, ‘How do you make your marriage work?’ I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He’s this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor Picture Quote #1

When I was little I went to a Baptist Church with my grandmother. My earliest memories were of her falling out in the middle of the floor and they had to cover her with a white sheet. Every time we went to church it was scary. The music would start playing, and then everybody would start running and shouting and hollering and screaming Picture Quote #1

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When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet Picture Quote #1

When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, ‘Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay I don’t know you, I have no idea who you are.’ I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I’ll be like, ‘Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?’ Picture Quote #1

My sisters have been baptized and my dad is a deacon at his church now. Sadly my mother passed away but what I can say is that the Jehovah Witnesses took very good care of her up until she died Picture Quote #1

I’ve taken salsa classes. I love dancing and I love to karaoke. So I bought a microphone with some tapes and my son and I karaoke. I know the entire ‘Dora the Explorer’ soundtrack Picture Quote #1

I worked at Sears in the Woodfield Mall as a gift wrapper. I’m actually a great gift wrapper, and the customers were so nice to me. I was only 16, and eventually Sears put me in customer service because I was so friendly Picture Quote #1

I take the subway all the time here in New York. I love people watching and trying to figure out everybody’s background, especially teenagers - they’re so uninhibited when they display puppy love. I concoct stories in my mind: ‘Are you guys like Romeo and Juliet?’ Picture Quote #1

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Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it’s horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister Picture Quote #1

Being a Jehovah’s Witness, it was really a trip. We had to go from door to door, and we weren’t allowed to associate with the other children. It was a lot of rules Picture Quote #1

My dad worked two jobs and moved us to the suburbs, and just being a black person, I went through a lot of racism and being called names and being bullied every single day. And it was hard. I didn’t have any friends Picture Quote #1

I love the entire process of being on the set and being able to create a character. It’s so much fun. In ‘Think Like a Man,’ I have a very small part. They told me it wasn’t a big budget, but I don’t care about any of that. I’ll do it for free simply because I love being on the set with other creative people Picture Quote #1

I just don’t believe in abortion, period. But I would never take away a woman’s right to choose what’s good for her body. But I still believe that when you do have an abortion, still inside, you go through a lot of stuff. It tears away at your spirit and your soul. So I don’t think people think about that Picture Quote #1

For me, wigs and hairpieces are an everyday part of my life. One day I can wear what I like to call my ‘Back to you, Barbara’ look - professional and full of layers - and the next day you may see me in my ‘Bubblin’ Brown Sugar’ look - curly, fun and bubbly Picture Quote #1

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I love working. If somebody took away my jobs, I don’t know what I would do. I’m just the kind of person who has to stay busy Picture Quote #1

I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that’s my defense mechanism Picture Quote #1

At night, I try to sneak in some of the shows that I love. I can’t live without 30 Rock’ - I was a fan before I joined the show in 2007 - and ‘The Office.’ ‘Revenge’ is my drama. And I love Jimmy Kimmel if I can stay up late enough to watch him Picture Quote #1

My mom passed away at 41 from diabetes. And I’m 42, thank you. I didn’t want to do that to my son. So any time I was at the gym, that thing that helped me do that last squat was my son calling some other woman mommy. And that would just give me that extra oomph to do that last squat. I want to be around for him Picture Quote #1

I’m a human garbage can, but I don’t like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like ‘em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that’s the only way I can eat them Picture Quote #1

My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on people’s lives. And that changed my act. I got cleaner. I stopped talking about generic stuff like airplane peanuts and started speaking the truth about my gift Picture Quote #1

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I’m a mother. Mothers multi-task (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) My faith means everything to me. God and I talk constantly. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) My father was and is a great father. My father always wanted to do stand-up. He wanted to be an actor. But instead he did two jobs. He did customer service at a hospital and he worked as a waiter at night. He pretty much sacrificed everything for his daughters (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I don’t know how we’re going to have this baby because I’m in my forties and I can’t even remember my first son’s name. But I’m going to have another baby because I’m feeling good. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I want to know how to feel good while I’m in the gym, because I’m mad while I’m on the treadmill. I’ve got that angry-lady face the entire time. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) God bless you if you have one child, but I don’t think anybody should have just one child. Everybody needs a sibling. I have siblings, and I have so many amazing, precious memories with my siblings. I don’t know what I would do if I had been an only child. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people’s couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I am trying to inspire people to just take control of their oral health, because if we don’t take care of our oral health, it affects so many different aspects of our lives. If your smile and mouth is not together, it affects your relationship, your self-esteem, your health. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) Once I accepted Christ I immediately had peace. I still didn’t have a place to live, I still didn’t have a car, but I had peace (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) Oh my goodness, I’m in love with Channing Tatum, although I think I’m too old to play his love interest. They’d probably cast me as his grandmomma’s friend or something like that, but anything to be in a movie with Channing (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I’d love to have First Lady Michelle Obama over and ask, ‘How do you make your marriage work?’ I think the president is sexy as all get-out, but he has got to get on her nerves some kind of way. He’s this wonderful, powerful man, but she sees him leaving his socks on the floor. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) When I was little I went to a Baptist Church with my grandmother. My earliest memories were of her falling out in the middle of the floor and they had to cover her with a white sheet. Every time we went to church it was scary. The music would start playing, and then everybody would start running and shouting and hollering and screaming (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown; the reception hall smelled like feet (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, ‘Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!’ And I’m like, ‘Okay I don’t know you, I have no idea who you are.’ I am auntie and cousin for so many and even the ones in prison call me collect. And I’ll be like, ‘Which of my family members are giving you this phone number?’ (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) My sisters have been baptized and my dad is a deacon at his church now. Sadly my mother passed away but what I can say is that the Jehovah Witnesses took very good care of her up until she died (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I’ve taken salsa classes. I love dancing and I love to karaoke. So I bought a microphone with some tapes and my son and I karaoke. I know the entire ‘Dora the Explorer’ soundtrack (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I worked at Sears in the Woodfield Mall as a gift wrapper. I’m actually a great gift wrapper, and the customers were so nice to me. I was only 16, and eventually Sears put me in customer service because I was so friendly (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I take the subway all the time here in New York. I love people watching and trying to figure out everybody’s background, especially teenagers - they’re so uninhibited when they display puppy love. I concoct stories in my mind: ‘Are you guys like Romeo and Juliet?’ (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) Anybody who knows about having a premature baby, it’s horrific. He was part of a twin, and I lost his sister. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) Being a Jehovah’s Witness, it was really a trip. We had to go from door to door, and we weren’t allowed to associate with the other children. It was a lot of rules. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) My dad worked two jobs and moved us to the suburbs, and just being a black person, I went through a lot of racism and being called names and being bullied every single day. And it was hard. I didn’t have any friends. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I love the entire process of being on the set and being able to create a character. It’s so much fun. In ‘Think Like a Man,’ I have a very small part. They told me it wasn’t a big budget, but I don’t care about any of that. I’ll do it for free simply because I love being on the set with other creative people. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I just don’t believe in abortion, period. But I would never take away a woman’s right to choose what’s good for her body. But I still believe that when you do have an abortion, still inside, you go through a lot of stuff. It tears away at your spirit and your soul. So I don’t think people think about that. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) For me, wigs and hairpieces are an everyday part of my life. One day I can wear what I like to call my ‘Back to you, Barbara’ look - professional and full of layers - and the next day you may see me in my ‘Bubblin’ Brown Sugar’ look - curly, fun and bubbly. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I love working. If somebody took away my jobs, I don’t know what I would do. I’m just the kind of person who has to stay busy. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I would make people who bullied me laugh, so that’s my defense mechanism (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) At night, I try to sneak in some of the shows that I love. I can’t live without 30 Rock’ - I was a fan before I joined the show in 2007 - and ‘The Office.’ ‘Revenge’ is my drama. And I love Jimmy Kimmel if I can stay up late enough to watch him. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) My mom passed away at 41 from diabetes. And I’m 42, thank you. I didn’t want to do that to my son. So any time I was at the gym, that thing that helped me do that last squat was my son calling some other woman mommy. And that would just give me that extra oomph to do that last squat. I want to be around for him. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) I’m a human garbage can, but I don’t like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like ‘em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that’s the only way I can eat them. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes) My grandmother taught me that accomplishments meant less than what you left behind. I started to ask myself what impact my comedy would have on people’s lives. And that changed my act. I got cleaner. I stopped talking about generic stuff like airplane peanuts and started speaking the truth about my gift. (Sherri Shepherd Quotes)

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