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Sex Quotes

I am 99 percent angel, but oh that 1 percent! Picture Quote #1

Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy Picture Quote #2

Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart Picture Quote #1

I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night Picture Quote #1

Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from Picture Quote #1

My sexual preference is often Picture Quote #1

Be naked when I come home Picture Quote #1

Let me get this straight: I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex? Picture Quote #1

I'm a lover, not a fighter - unless you like it rough Picture Quote #1

I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex Picture Quote #1

When I am with you the only place I want to be is closer Picture Quote #1

You can stay, but your clothes must go Picture Quote #1

He's not my boyfriend, he's just somebody I'm trying on Picture Quote #1

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope Picture Quote #1

Blow me Picture Quote #1

It's Sunday, I just want pancakes and sex Picture Quote #1

Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth! Picture Quote #1

If you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side Picture Quote #1

You mustn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex Picture Quote #1

Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too Picture Quote #1

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework Picture Quote #1

I always behave, just not necessarily well Picture Quote #1

The best things in life make you sweaty Picture Quote #1

Sex relieves tension - love causes it Picture Quote #1

I think that making love is the best form of exercise Picture Quote #1

I think I could fall madly in bed with you Picture Quote #1

Women should be allowed to be as hardcore and sexual as we want, because men do it all the time Picture Quote #1

Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty Picture Quote #1

Shout out to the girls that got pregnant tonight and don't know it yet Picture Quote #1

Please, please be some sex - starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently Picture Quote #1

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I am 99 percent angel, but oh that 1 percent! (Sex Quotes) Warning. Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy (Sex Quotes) Shall we try a different position tonight? Sure, why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart (Sex Quotes) I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night (Sex Quotes) Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from (Sex Quotes) My sexual preference is often (Sex Quotes) Be naked when I come home (Sex Quotes) Let me get this straight: I give birth, raise kids, work AND cook, and I'm the weaker sex? (Sex Quotes) I'm a lover, not a fighter - unless you like it rough (Sex Quotes) I don't understand decaf, it's like sex without the sex (Sex Quotes) When I am with you the only place I want to be is closer (Sex Quotes) You can stay, but your clothes must go (Sex Quotes) He's not my boyfriend, he's just somebody I'm trying on (Sex Quotes) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope (Sex Quotes) Blow me (Sex Quotes) It's Sunday, I just want pancakes and sex (Sex Quotes) Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth! (Sex Quotes) If you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the blankets back to your side (Sex Quotes) You mustn't force sex to do the work of love or love to do the work of sex (Sex Quotes) Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too (Sex Quotes) Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework (Sex Quotes) I always behave, just not necessarily well (Sex Quotes) The best things in life make you sweaty (Sex Quotes) Sex relieves tension - love causes it (Sex Quotes) I think that making love is the best form of exercise (Sex Quotes) I think I could fall madly in bed with you (Sex Quotes) Women should be allowed to be as hardcore and sexual as we want, because men do it all the time (Sex Quotes) Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty (Sex Quotes) Shout out to the girls that got pregnant tonight and don't know it yet (Sex Quotes) Please, please be some sex - starved nutcase who wants to kidnap me and make me your love slave, I begged silently (Sex Quotes)

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