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Seinfeld Quotes

I'll go if I don't have to talk Picture Quote #1

It's like a sauna in here Picture Quote #1

Some people should just give up. I have Picture Quote #1

No soup for you! Picture Quote #1

You're pushing your luck, little man Picture Quote #1

Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. That's beautiful Picture Quote #1

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You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day... it looks decent! Picture Quote #1

I do know that I have some kind of talent, something to offer. I just don't know what it is yet Picture Quote #1

You look at shows like the Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they’re really sophisticated shows that we all love back home Picture Quote #1

There was another guy suggested. He was a tall and dark-haired and Jewy, and I said, No, he’s too close to me. It ended up being Jerry Seinfeld Picture Quote #1

You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they’re really sophisticated shows that we all love back home Picture Quote #1

I go straight for Seinfeld, Modern Family, Friends, and Golden Girls. Those are my pillars of strength on TV Picture Quote #1

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They say - they being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can’t just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times Picture Quote #1

Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I’d imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, ‘What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.’ Picture Quote #1

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I'll go if I don't have to talk (Seinfeld Quotes) It's like a sauna in here (Seinfeld Quotes) Some people should just give up. I have (Seinfeld Quotes) No soup for you! (Seinfeld Quotes) You're pushing your luck, little man (Seinfeld Quotes) Breaking up is like knocking over a coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over. That's beautiful (Seinfeld Quotes) You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day... it looks decent! (Seinfeld Quotes) I do know that I have some kind of talent, something to offer. I just don't know what it is yet (Seinfeld Quotes) You look at shows like the Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they’re really sophisticated shows that we all love back home (Seinfeld Quotes) There was another guy suggested. He was a tall and dark-haired and Jewy, and I said, No, he’s too close to me. It ended up being Jerry Seinfeld. (Seinfeld Quotes) You look at shows like The Simpsons or Larry Sanders or Curb Your Enthusiasm or Seinfeld, they’re really sophisticated shows that we all love back home. (Seinfeld Quotes) I go straight for Seinfeld, Modern Family, Friends, and Golden Girls. Those are my pillars of strength on TV. (Seinfeld Quotes) They say - they being the great philosophers, or possibly the cast of Seinfeld - that breaking up is like pushing over a Coke machine. You can’t just do it, you have to set the thing in motion, rock it back and forth a few times. (Seinfeld Quotes) Back when Jerry Seinfeld was just another comedian hanging around the clubs, I’d imitate him to amuse myself and the other comics. The club owners would say, ‘What are you doing that for? Nobody knows him.’ (Seinfeld Quotes)