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Sarcastic Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
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It’s fun to be sarcastic, but now I’m able to express myself in a way that’s much more sincere  (Sarcastic Quotes) This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic  (Sarcastic Quotes) The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I’ve got sarcastic company  (Sarcastic Quotes) I can’t go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?  (Sarcastic Quotes) Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that’s going along with a story, like I do in life, just talking to myself and making fun of stuff and laughing at stuff that’s serious. And sometimes it’s a good idea to put the laughing into the songs. Sometimes it’s not. Sometimes it’s all right just to be serious. But most of the songs have some kind of joke in them  (Sarcastic Quotes) A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility  (Sarcastic Quotes) A nasty letter or a sarcastic one can make you righteously angry, but what can you do about a polite letter of rejection? Nothing, really, except cry  (Sarcastic Quotes) Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing  (Sarcastic Quotes) My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays  (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She’s dry, 100%. I’m different from her  (Sarcastic Quotes) You know, you have to be an optimist, a pessimist, sarcastic and pleasant all at the same time to be a photographer  (Sarcastic Quotes) Every single time someone compliments me the first thing that comes into my mind is that they’re being sarcastic  (Sarcastic Quotes) You may hate me for being a sarcastic bitch, but I’m the one who gets exactly what I want while you’re still whining about it  (Sarcastic Quotes) The main reason I don’t have friends is, I don’t know the difference between being sarcastic and being offensive  (Sarcastic Quotes) If you’re the only one who knows you’re being sarcastic, it’s not sarcasm, it’s masturbation  (Sarcastic Quotes) A real boyfriend can tell when his girl’s happy, mad, sad, being sarcastic, on her period and even lying, because that’s his girl  (Sarcastic Quotes) If I’m being sarcastic, please don’t take offense. It’s just my way of not punching you in the face  (Sarcastic Quotes) Being sarcastic to dumb people because they can’t tell if you’re being honest  (Sarcastic Quotes) My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic  (Sarcastic Quotes) Oscar Wilde always makes me smile - with respect and admiration. His short stories prove that it is possible to be both sarcastic, even cynical, but deeply compassionate. Just seeing the cover of one of Wildes books in a bookshop makes me smile  (Sarcastic Quotes) My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney’s sarcastic black maid. We could call it ‘Mammy and Me.’  (Sarcastic Quotes) The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction  (Sarcastic Quotes) Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’  (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I’m being sarcastic.  (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I’m being sarcastic.  (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn’t come across on the Internet. It seems like I’m being rude or stupid.  (Sarcastic Quotes) In my deepest parts of sadness, I’m always making a joke or being sarcastic  (Sarcastic Quotes) I’m really good at being sarcastic with guys. That’s the best way to hang out with them, because that’s what guys . They don’t want the quiet, prissy little things.  (Sarcastic Quotes) I thought I’d lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, he grunted, It relaxes me. It does? Oh - you’re being sarcastic. That’s a good sign probably.  (Sarcastic Quotes) When you’re being earnest, people think you’re being sarcastic and when you’re being sarcastic, they think you’re being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.  (Sarcastic Quotes)
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