Sarcastic Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
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Text Quotes
Oh, my bad. I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something (Sarcastic Quotes)
I really didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute (Sarcastic Quotes)
If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! (Sarcastic Quotes)
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes (Sarcastic Quotes)
Me? Sarcastic? Never (Sarcastic Quotes)
Did you just call me a bitch? I'm so glad you noticed (Sarcastic Quotes)
Oops my bad. I could have sworn I was dealing with an adult (Sarcastic Quotes)
Clearly, I am no match for your level of ignorance (Sarcastic Quotes)
No, seriously tell me more, you’re so interesting (Sarcastic Quotes)
Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there (Sarcastic Quotes)
Goodness that was close. I almost gave a damn (Sarcastic Quotes)
Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the start of yours? (Sarcastic Quotes)
Your secrets are safe with me. There's a good chance I wasn't listening (Sarcastic Quotes)
Who made you king of anything? (Sarcastic Quotes)
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question! (Sarcastic Quotes)
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes)
Wait right there. Oh no, I'm paddling away (Sarcastic Quotes)
If I wanted to be in your soap opera I would have auditioned (Sarcastic Quotes)
Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket (Sarcastic Quotes)
I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping (Sarcastic Quotes)
I guess things were just going to well for me (Sarcastic Quotes)
Say something nice. For a change (Sarcastic Quotes)
Like we need your support (Sarcastic Quotes)
Monday. Yay! (Sarcastic Quotes)