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Sarcastic Quotes

Oh, my bad. I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something Picture Quote #1

I really didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute Picture Quote #1

I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes Picture Quote #1

If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! Picture Quote #1

Me? Sarcastic? Never Picture Quote #1

Did you just call me a bitch? I'm so glad you noticed Picture Quote #1

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Oops my bad. I could have sworn I was dealing with an adult Picture Quote #1

No, seriously tell me more, you’re so interesting Picture Quote #1

Clearly, I am no match for your level of ignorance Picture Quote #1

Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there Picture Quote #1

Goodness that was close. I almost gave a damn Picture Quote #1

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the start of yours? Picture Quote #1

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Your secrets are safe with me. There's a good chance I wasn't listening Picture Quote #1

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question! Picture Quote #1

Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic Picture Quote #1

Who made you king of anything? Picture Quote #1

Wait right there. Oh no, I'm paddling away Picture Quote #1

Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket Picture Quote #1

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If I wanted to be in your soap opera I would have auditioned Picture Quote #1

I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping Picture Quote #1

I guess things were just going to well for me Picture Quote #1

Monday. Yay! Picture Quote #1

Say something nice. For a change Picture Quote #1

I'm not good at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Picture Quote #1

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Like we need your support Picture Quote #1

Well, la de freakin' da! Picture Quote #1

Oh, thanks. that's sooo helpful Picture Quote #1

Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn Picture Quote #1

Here's a tissue for your issue Picture Quote #1

Oh my God Peter! Back it up. Really Lois? I thought I might drive forward. I though that might be a fun thing to do Picture Quote #1

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Oh, my bad. I'm sorry for bothering you. I forgot I only exist when you need me for something (Sarcastic Quotes) I really didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just looking for mute (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes (Sarcastic Quotes) If you're going to be a smartass first you have to be smart, otherwise you're just being an ass! (Sarcastic Quotes) Me? Sarcastic? Never (Sarcastic Quotes) Did you just call me a bitch? I'm so glad you noticed (Sarcastic Quotes) Oops my bad. I could have sworn I was dealing with an adult (Sarcastic Quotes) No, seriously tell me more, you’re so interesting (Sarcastic Quotes) Clearly, I am no match for your level of ignorance (Sarcastic Quotes) Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there (Sarcastic Quotes) Goodness that was close. I almost gave a damn (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the start of yours? (Sarcastic Quotes) Your secrets are safe with me. There's a good chance I wasn't listening (Sarcastic Quotes) If you don't want a sarcastic answer, then don't ask a stupid question! (Sarcastic Quotes) Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic (Sarcastic Quotes) Who made you king of anything? (Sarcastic Quotes) Wait right there. Oh no, I'm paddling away (Sarcastic Quotes) Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket (Sarcastic Quotes) If I wanted to be in your soap opera I would have auditioned (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm not always sarcastic, sometimes I'm sleeping (Sarcastic Quotes) I guess things were just going to well for me (Sarcastic Quotes) Monday. Yay! (Sarcastic Quotes) Say something nice. For a change (Sarcastic Quotes) I'm not good at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? (Sarcastic Quotes) Like we need your support (Sarcastic Quotes) Well, la de freakin' da! (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh, thanks. that's sooo helpful (Sarcastic Quotes) Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn (Sarcastic Quotes) Here's a tissue for your issue (Sarcastic Quotes) Oh my God Peter! Back it up. Really Lois? I thought I might drive forward. I though that might be a fun thing to do (Sarcastic Quotes)

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