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I’m attracted to heartbreakers  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the F- out of everybody!  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
I have lived a carnal life  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
What happened? Satan was busy?  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
Obviously I’m not a role model for impressionable youth  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
I’d rather entertain people than offend them  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
Everything can be satirized  (Sam Kinison Quotes)
	
















