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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it Picture Quote #1

One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' Picture Quote #1

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel Picture Quote #1

If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant Picture Quote #1

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex Picture Quote #1

To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride Picture Quote #1

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In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop Picture Quote #1

Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion Picture Quote #1

I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women’s prisons, and wait for parolees Picture Quote #1

Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me Picture Quote #1

My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs Picture Quote #1

I’ll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave Picture Quote #1

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My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog’s bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh Picture Quote #1

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg Picture Quote #1

Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money Picture Quote #1

I went to look for a used car and found my wife’s dress in the back seat Picture Quote #1

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What a dog I got. Last night he went on the paper four times - three while I was reading it (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.' (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) If I could have dinner with anyone who lived in history, it would depend on the restaurant (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) To me, Viagra is the same as Disneyland. You wait an hour for a two-minute ride (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Never tell your wife she’s bad in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I tell ya, I know the best way to get girls. I hang out at women’s prisons, and wait for parolees (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Oh, I was an ugly kid. My old man took me to the zoo. They thanked him for returning me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My kid wants to be a prison warden when he grows up so he can put thumb tacks on the electric chairs (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I’ll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog’s bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our bed. She says she likes to watch herself laugh (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes) I went to look for a used car and found my wife’s dress in the back seat (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)

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