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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
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Men who do things without being told draw the most wages (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
There goes the neighborhood (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My old man never liked me. He gave me my allowance in traveler's checks (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I don't get no respect! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My wife and I were happy for twenty. Then we met! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Look out for number one and try not to step in number two (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
Life's a short trip. You'll find out (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
People seldom live up to their baby pictures (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you." (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
You take care and I hope I'll run into you - when I'm driving (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
A hooker once told me she had a headache (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I went to a massage parlor, it was self service (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
I drink too much, way too much; my doctor drew blood he ran a tab! (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
She was so ugly that her face could stop a sundial (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)
She was old too, when she went to school they didn't have history (Rodney Dangerfield Quotes)