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We’re supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I’ve never met a family adviser. They’re all off somewhere listening to dirty stories. (Robert Orben Quotes)
Vacation: When you spend thousands of dollars to see what rain looks like in different parts of the world. (Robert Orben Quotes)
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it (Robert Orben Quotes)
It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years. (Robert Orben Quotes)
They’re combining that new fertility drug with a birth control pill for people who don’t want triplets. (Robert Orben Quotes)
Wait’ll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners. (Robert Orben Quotes)
I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left (Robert Orben Quotes)
I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around (Robert Orben Quotes)
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It’s a bonding influence (Robert Orben Quotes)
If at first you don’t succeed-try, try again. Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success (Robert Orben Quotes)
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they’ve already given us tasteless bread (Robert Orben Quotes)
If you can laugh together, you can work together (Robert Orben Quotes)
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away (Robert Orben Quotes)
Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator (Robert Orben Quotes)
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it’s all going, then get ahead of it (Robert Orben Quotes)
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people (Robert Orben Quotes)
To exercise is human; not to is divine (Robert Orben Quotes)
A compliment is verbal sunshine (Robert Orben Quotes)
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace (Robert Orben Quotes)
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings (Robert Orben Quotes)
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet (Robert Orben Quotes)
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence (Robert Orben Quotes)
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder (Robert Orben Quotes)
To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse (Robert Orben Quotes)
Happiness is contagious. Be a carrier!! (Robert Orben Quotes)
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in (Robert Orben Quotes)
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success (Robert Orben Quotes)
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian (Robert Orben Quotes)
Do your kids a favor - don't have any (Robert Orben Quotes)
When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh (Robert Orben Quotes)