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Robert Orben Quotes

And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars - Motivational Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs - Dog Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results - Albert Einstein Quotes
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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket  (Robert Orben Quotes) To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so  (Robert Orben Quotes) Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!  (Robert Orben Quotes) President Ford used humor a great deal  (Robert Orben Quotes) I value people with a conscience. It’s like a beeper from God  (Robert Orben Quotes) The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet  (Robert Orben Quotes) Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’  (Robert Orben Quotes) Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success  (Robert Orben Quotes) If you can laugh together, you can work together  (Robert Orben Quotes) Realists know where they’re going. Dreamers have already been there  (Robert Orben Quotes) I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff  (Robert Orben Quotes) In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh  (Robert Orben Quotes) Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!  (Robert Orben Quotes) I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself  (Robert Orben Quotes) More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments  (Robert Orben Quotes) What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds  (Robert Orben Quotes) With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal  (Robert Orben Quotes) Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor  (Robert Orben Quotes) THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he’d carry would be aspirin  (Robert Orben Quotes) Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He’d go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published  (Robert Orben Quotes) Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing  (Robert Orben Quotes) It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls  (Robert Orben Quotes) I don’t want to say anything about my kids... but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name!  (Robert Orben Quotes) Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician  (Robert Orben Quotes) Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it  (Robert Orben Quotes) I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they’ve already given us tasteless bread  (Robert Orben Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed-try, try again. Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success  (Robert Orben Quotes) Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It’s a bonding influence  (Robert Orben Quotes) I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there’s never one around  (Robert Orben Quotes) I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year’s Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left  (Robert Orben Quotes)
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