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Rob Corddry Quotes

I get all of my comedy from CNN Picture Quote #1

Why should I be feeling tension? It’s The Daily Show Picture Quote #1

It’s like every day I’m born anew, without Jesus Picture Quote #1

I want to manufacture a feud Picture Quote #1

Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express Picture Quote #1

Why should I be feeling tension? It’s The Daily Show Picture Quote #1

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If it’s January, I’m dead in three hours. But in June, I’d be hungry, but I’d make it out. I’d find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match Picture Quote #1

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I’ll do it for a while. I’ll just quit if it’s stupid Picture Quote #1

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you’ll never win one Picture Quote #1

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that’s fine. As long as it’s not The Naked Guy, I don’t care Picture Quote #1

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day Picture Quote #1

I am realizing how old I am ‘cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren’t] even alive Picture Quote #1

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It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you’re lucky it’s not full-frontal Picture Quote #1

My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to Picture Quote #1

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You’re going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world Picture Quote #1

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I’ll turn it into an obsession Picture Quote #1

For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety Picture Quote #1

If anything, there’s more at stake when you’re older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about Picture Quote #1

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As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that’s as adventuresome as I got Picture Quote #1

I don’t feel rivalry. I’m the least competitive person you’ll meet ever, to a fault Picture Quote #1

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You’re going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world Picture Quote #1

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that’s fine. As long as it’s not The Naked Guy, I don’t care Picture Quote #1

You’re encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you’ll have more control over what you do Picture Quote #1

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom Picture Quote #1

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Apparently it’s cool to watch The Daily Show Picture Quote #1

I don’t feel like I even need to contribute Picture Quote #1

The head writer loves that my character is a boor Picture Quote #1

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer Picture Quote #1

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil Picture Quote #1

I didn’t really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election Picture Quote #1

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I get all of my comedy from CNN (Rob Corddry Quotes) Why should I be feeling tension? It’s The Daily Show. (Rob Corddry Quotes) It’s like every day I’m born anew, without Jesus (Rob Corddry Quotes) I want to manufacture a feud (Rob Corddry Quotes) Pat OBrien knows nothing. Hes on the Hell express (Rob Corddry Quotes) Why should I be feeling tension? It’s The Daily Show (Rob Corddry Quotes) If it’s January, I’m dead in three hours. But in June, I’d be hungry, but I’d make it out. I’d find my way without a map or compass. I say that with confidence. I can build a fire without a match (Rob Corddry Quotes) I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I’ll do it for a while. I’ll just quit if it’s stupid (Rob Corddry Quotes) I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you’ll never win one (Rob Corddry Quotes) If people see me in some sort of niche, then that’s fine. As long as it’s not The Naked Guy, I don’t care (Rob Corddry Quotes) Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day (Rob Corddry Quotes) I am realizing how old I am ‘cause I am meeting so many people that were born in the 80s, which is crazy to me that I was going through puberty and [they weren’t] even alive (Rob Corddry Quotes) It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you’re lucky it’s not full-frontal (Rob Corddry Quotes) My mother was very, very Protestant. I grew up Presbyterian, and I went to church every Sunday until I was 18. I was forced to (Rob Corddry Quotes) The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You’re going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world (Rob Corddry Quotes) Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I’ll turn it into an obsession (Rob Corddry Quotes) For most of my life, I was a worrier and an over-thinker. I had pretty bad social anxiety (Rob Corddry Quotes) If anything, there’s more at stake when you’re older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about (Rob Corddry Quotes) As a teenager, I was very much a people pleaser and that excludes being adventuresome at all. I was a Boy Scout though and so that’s as adventuresome as I got (Rob Corddry Quotes) I don’t feel rivalry. I’m the least competitive person you’ll meet ever, to a fault. (Rob Corddry Quotes) The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You’re going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world. (Rob Corddry Quotes) If people see me in some sort of niche, then that’s fine. As long as it’s not The Naked Guy, I don’t care. (Rob Corddry Quotes) You’re encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you’ll have more control over what you do. (Rob Corddry Quotes) The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom (Rob Corddry Quotes) Apparently it’s cool to watch The Daily Show (Rob Corddry Quotes) I don’t feel like I even need to contribute (Rob Corddry Quotes) The head writer loves that my character is a boor (Rob Corddry Quotes) If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer (Rob Corddry Quotes) Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil (Rob Corddry Quotes) I didn’t really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election (Rob Corddry Quotes)

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