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Roast Quotes

Roast something for the children that they might eat Picture Quote #1

The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg Picture Quote #1

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother Picture Quote #1

The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast Picture Quote #1

I’ll slow roast ya, got no holster Picture Quote #1

A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz Picture Quote #1

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Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken Picture Quote #1

Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast Picture Quote #1

The chickens have come home to roast Picture Quote #1

Mustard’s no good without roast beef Picture Quote #1

Man stands for long time with mouth open before roast duck flies in Picture Quote #1

Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef Picture Quote #1

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God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis Picture Quote #1

I was the best man at my younger brother’s wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he’s done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership Picture Quote #1

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that Picture Quote #1

I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat Picture Quote #1

Tension translates to your guests. They’ll have a much better time having chili and baked potatoes than they would if you did roast duck with a wild cherry sauce and then had to lie down and cry for a while Picture Quote #1

My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she’d make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5 8” and weighed 165 pounds Picture Quote #1

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At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It’s the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching ‘The Soup’ or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty’s. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef Picture Quote #1

I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast Picture Quote #1

Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around Picture Quote #1

I’m completely obsessed with Sunday roast dinners. I think that it’s the best thing to ever happen to life! Picture Quote #1

Everybody’s talking about the new democratic world and whether high fashion is relevant. But without high there is no low. I don’t like to intellectualize. I’ve always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don’t have to think about it to know it’s delicious Picture Quote #1

For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more Picture Quote #1

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But what is worse, smelling the roast and not feasting, or not smelling the roast at all? Picture Quote #1

As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I’m the mouthpiece for the masses Picture Quote #1

I was the best man at my younger brother’s wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he’s done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership Picture Quote #1

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He’s funny as hell, and nobody is meaner Picture Quote #1

The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne Picture Quote #1

I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time Picture Quote #1

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Roast something for the children that they might eat (Roast Quotes) The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg (Roast Quotes) Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother (Roast Quotes) The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast (Roast Quotes) I’ll slow roast ya, got no holster (Roast Quotes) A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz (Roast Quotes) Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken (Roast Quotes) Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast (Roast Quotes) The chickens have come home to roast (Roast Quotes) Mustard’s no good without roast beef (Roast Quotes) Man stands for long time with mouth open before roast duck flies in (Roast Quotes) Using words to describe magic is like using a screwdriver to cut roast beef (Roast Quotes) God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis (Roast Quotes) I was the best man at my younger brother’s wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he’s done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership (Roast Quotes) A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that (Roast Quotes) I feel like something warm. Apple pie, with two slices of bread and roast beef, covered in a winter coat. (Roast Quotes) Tension translates to your guests. They’ll have a much better time having chili and baked potatoes than they would if you did roast duck with a wild cherry sauce and then had to lie down and cry for a while. (Roast Quotes) My mom cooked pot roast with noodles and frozen vegetables. Or she’d make spaghetti or hot dogs, or heat up TV dinners. Before I started modeling at age 19, I was 5 8” and weighed 165 pounds (Roast Quotes) At home in L.A., Sunday is lazy. It’s the wife and me lying in bed with coffee, watching ‘The Soup’ or something funny on TiVo. The kid will occasionally join us. Eventually, breakfast is at a place down the street called Paty’s. And we always have some kind of great dinner - my wife makes a great roast beef. (Roast Quotes) I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast (Roast Quotes) Here’s a toast to the roast that good fellowship lends, with the sparkle of beer and wine; May its sentiment always be deeper, my friends, than the foam at the top of the stein. Then here’s to the heartening wassail, wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around. (Roast Quotes) I’m completely obsessed with Sunday roast dinners. I think that it’s the best thing to ever happen to life! (Roast Quotes) Everybody’s talking about the new democratic world and whether high fashion is relevant. But without high there is no low. I don’t like to intellectualize. I’ve always said fashion is like roast chicken: You don’t have to think about it to know it’s delicious. (Roast Quotes) For less than the cost of a Big Mac, fries and a Coke, you can buy a loaf of fresh bread and some good cheese or roast beef, which you will enjoy much more. (Roast Quotes) But what is worse, smelling the roast and not feasting, or not smelling the roast at all? (Roast Quotes) As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I’m the mouthpiece for the masses. (Roast Quotes) I was the best man at my younger brother’s wedding and at the time part of my roast to him was I appreciated that he’s done the only profession that makes me look good, running a used car dealership. (Roast Quotes) When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He’s funny as hell, and nobody is meaner. (Roast Quotes) The feeling of friendship is like that of being comfortably filled with roast beef; love, like being enlivened with champagne (Roast Quotes) I want the roast to be like a party where everybody goes and has a good time (Roast Quotes)

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