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Redd Foxx Quotes

If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you’re on the toilet Picture Quote #1

It’s some chopped liver. That’s Jewish soul food Picture Quote #1

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing Picture Quote #1

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why Picture Quote #1

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle Picture Quote #1

A girl’s legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part Picture Quote #1

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Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! Picture Quote #1

This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I’m coming to join ya, honey! Picture Quote #1

A girl’s legs are her best friends. But even the best of friends must part Picture Quote #1

Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top Picture Quote #1

William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another Picture Quote #1

Redd Foxx was the same gruff old codger you saw on television Picture Quote #1

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If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you’re on the toilet Picture Quote #1

You make me wish that birth control was retroactive Picture Quote #1

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone Picture Quote #1

The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn’t remind you of anything Picture Quote #1

We were poor. If I wasn’t a boy, I wouldn’t have had nothing to play with Picture Quote #1

Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven’t been out all day Picture Quote #1

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The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent Picture Quote #1

What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches Picture Quote #1

I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one Picture Quote #1

A girl’s legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part Picture Quote #1

The show doesn’t drive home a lesson, but it can open up people’s minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be Picture Quote #1

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If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you’re on the toilet. (Redd Foxx Quotes) It’s some chopped liver. That’s Jewish soul food. (Redd Foxx Quotes) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing (Redd Foxx Quotes) I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs. Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why. (Redd Foxx Quotes) Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle. (Redd Foxx Quotes) A girl’s legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. (Redd Foxx Quotes) Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we’d all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! (Redd Foxx Quotes) This is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I’m coming to join ya, honey! (Redd Foxx Quotes) A girl’s legs are her best friends. But even the best of friends must part (Redd Foxx Quotes) Certain things should be yours to have when you work your way to the top (Redd Foxx Quotes) William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another (Redd Foxx Quotes) Redd Foxx was the same gruff old codger you saw on television (Redd Foxx Quotes) If you can see the handwriting on the wall... you’re on the toilet (Redd Foxx Quotes) You make me wish that birth control was retroactive (Redd Foxx Quotes) Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone (Redd Foxx Quotes) The food here is so tasteless you could eat a meal of it and belch and it wouldn’t remind you of anything (Redd Foxx Quotes) We were poor. If I wasn’t a boy, I wouldn’t have had nothing to play with (Redd Foxx Quotes) Hey! Leave the door open will ya? The flies haven’t been out all day (Redd Foxx Quotes) The definition of indecent – when it’s in long, and it’s in hard, and it’s in deep – it’s in decent (Redd Foxx Quotes) What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches (Redd Foxx Quotes) I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought me one (Redd Foxx Quotes) A girl’s legs are her best friends... but even the best of friends must part (Redd Foxx Quotes) The show doesn’t drive home a lesson, but it can open up people’s minds enough for them to see how stupid every kind of prejudice can be (Redd Foxx Quotes)