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Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs Picture Quote #1

It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men Picture Quote #1

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

How I feel without makeup Picture Quote #1

I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes Picture Quote #1

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

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Just what part of meow don't you understand Picture Quote #1

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop! Picture Quote #1

I dunno lol Picture Quote #1

Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid Picture Quote #3

Found it! Another home for the dog Picture Quote #1

Yoga. Vodka Picture Quote #1

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Nailed it Picture Quote #2

If cats could talk, they wouldn't Picture Quote #1

I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever Picture Quote #1

The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked Picture Quote #1

Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted Picture Quote #1

You're late Picture Quote #1

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Mom told me not to touch it Picture Quote #1

My face when I miss my alarm Picture Quote #1

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you Picture Quote #1

Feed me so i can take a nap Picture Quote #1

My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met Picture Quote #1

in the morning i'm like

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My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari Picture Quote #1

My life so far Picture Quote #1

Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes? Picture Quote #1

There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to take Picture Quote #1

I say

Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it Picture Quote #1

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Don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs, don't stare at his legs (Really Funny Quotes) It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men (Really Funny Quotes) So close, yet so far away (Really Funny Quotes) How I feel without makeup (Really Funny Quotes) I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes (Really Funny Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Really Funny Quotes) Just what part of meow don't you understand (Really Funny Quotes) My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I shop! (Really Funny Quotes) I dunno lol (Really Funny Quotes) Life is hard. It's harder if your stupid (Really Funny Quotes) Found it! Another home for the dog (Really Funny Quotes) Yoga. Vodka (Really Funny Quotes) Nailed it (Really Funny Quotes) If cats could talk, they wouldn't (Really Funny Quotes) I don't expect everything handed to me, just set it down wherever (Really Funny Quotes) The doctor said it's cooties... I think you should get yourself checked (Really Funny Quotes) Dude, I'm joking you are not adopted (Really Funny Quotes) You're late (Really Funny Quotes) Mom told me not to touch it (Really Funny Quotes) My face when I miss my alarm (Really Funny Quotes) Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you (Really Funny Quotes) Feed me so i can take a nap (Really Funny Quotes) My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met (Really Funny Quotes) in the morning i'm like "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels", but by the evening i'm like "Eat all the food!" (Really Funny Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari (Really Funny Quotes) My life so far (Really Funny Quotes) Well, I'm here. What's your next two wishes? (Really Funny Quotes) There is just not enough time in the day for all the naps I want to take (Really Funny Quotes) I say "ouch" before i'm even sure it hurt, just in case (Really Funny Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it (Really Funny Quotes)

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