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Puns Quotes

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why - Mark Twain Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely - Love Quotes
When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me - Love Quotes
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her - Marilyn Monroe Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
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Puns are the droppings of soaring wits  (Puns Quotes) Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns  (Puns Quotes) Coincidences are spiritual puns  (Puns Quotes) I’m shameless, and I love a pun. There’s a lot of Beth puns  (Puns Quotes) I hate puns. And, I’m tired of pardoning them  (Puns Quotes) I live and die by puns  (Puns Quotes) I’m probably doing puns more than anything in my life  (Puns Quotes) Puns are the highest form of literature  (Puns Quotes) Metaphors, similes, puns - all manner of metonymy - I’m interested in language that cannot be parsed by a machine - language that can only be understood through acculturation.  (Puns Quotes) I love puns. I’ve been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.  (Puns Quotes) Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it  (Puns Quotes) I say ‘as it were’ or ‘so to speak’ too often because puns and double entendres keep insinuating themselves into my consciousness as I’m talking.  (Puns Quotes) People think dreams aren’t real just because they aren’t made of matter, of particles. Dreams are real. But they are made of viewpoints, of images, of memories and puns and lost hopes  (Puns Quotes) I do not, in fact, use many puns. Certainly there are far fewer than people believe. But I suspect the ones I do occasionally use tend to hang around in people’s memories for a while  (Puns Quotes) From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking at a comic at the age of six or seven and I remember what I enjoyed and what it was precisely and how the joke worked  (Puns Quotes) Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted  (Puns Quotes) I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior  (Puns Quotes) The moment I accept that there’s an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I’ll get hooked  (Puns Quotes) I grew up in an environment of jokes and sarcasm and puns. I talk that way, so I write that way  (Puns Quotes) Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them  (Puns Quotes) Wit and puns aren’t just decor in the mind; they’re essential signs that the mind knows it’s on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program  (Puns Quotes) Graphic design is a visual language uniting harmony and balance, color and light, scale and tension, form and content. But it is also an idiomatic language, a language of cues and puns and symbols and allusions, of cultural references and perceptual inferences that challenge both the intellect and the eye  (Puns Quotes) Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them  (Puns Quotes) My being a writer and playing Scrabble are connected. If I have a good writing day, I’ll take a break and play online Scrabble. My favorite word as a child was ‘carrion,’ before I knew what it meant. I later created crossword puzzles, which was a lot about puns, and how words would create these strange, strange things.  (Puns Quotes)